My Lovely Neighbour

I'm talking about the one in the office as usual. A few days ago, on myw ay to the toilet, to my horror I saw the auntie, wearing almost the same style as I did a few months back, strip polo shirt, and long pants. OMG I rushed back to my office and screamed aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
My receptionist asked what was happening to me, then i told her about that, and she laughed to my story, couldn't stop. Until today my receptionist hasn't really met the auntie, so she is very eager to meet her *sigh*
By the way, remember a few months back also, when the unit on my left was vacant, and the uncle was saying proudly and loudly to the real estate agent,"Oh I will conquer the whole of second floor in times to come."
Inside my heart,"Yeah like real...."
Then these few days, we were puzzled by what they did, coz seems that they're trying to clear up their office, or what. So my receptionist ask me,"What they're trying to do?"
As usual me, anyhow answer,"Oh bankrupt may be?" wkakakakakakakakaaa....
My innocent receptionist,"ya meh? but they were doing so good."
OMG please deh ahhh she hasn't learned til this moment about me so much, that I have a lots of devil live inside me *sigh*
So finally it is revealed today, they moved the office to the right side of my unit, before hand it was right diagonal from my unit *sigh* I think it's because they see how my business has been progressed quite briefly so far, so they might think that the feng shui should be better in this side *alamak*
Of course my receptionist asked me the same question and I answered the same answer, then she laughed again...
Well I wish them all the best lah....What else could I do?
Let me wish you happy Deepaavali for you who celebrates and Happy Idul Fitri, kalo ada salah mohon maaf lahir dan batin yak....ketupatnya ditunggu lohh...hihihiihi...
Happy holidays all...

Nasib

It's my fate, always try to go last minutes for holidays, and this time, the result is awful, every destination has been fully booked *sad*
Basically I'm not really keen to go on holiday sih. I don't know why, I always that type of feelings *sigh* Not looking forward to holiday. Probably because of the workloads. I always been struggling to finish my workload right until the last minutes before I left *sigh*
So no appetite anymore...

Surprise Boooow

Herlin namanya
Sopan dan halus tutur katanya
Top banget kerjaannya
Handling Max, bukan masalah untuknya
Tapi bow, muanisssss buanget mulutnya

So we felt not comfortable with her sweet mouth, imagine every morning she says,"Aduh ma'am cantik sekali, hati-hati di jalan yah ma'am..." without fails.
I don't have any issue with "Hati-hati di jalan" but for "ma'am cantik sekali", I felt uneasy after a few days *sigh* But I always maintain "asas praduga tak bersalah". I kept on saying to my self, may be she's that kinda person, and hopefully it's really truly comes from her heart. So usually I will said,"Oh terima kasih, saya tahu emang saya cantik skali kok, makasih ya udah ngingetin" wakakakkakaka....gubraks deh yauuuu....
Then started to have weird happenings, and my flatmate told me,"Eh flon, sori ya...gue sih gak yakin, tapi kayanya ada yang aneh deh sama si herlin. Soalnya gue tadi pas pulang kok found out ac di kamar gue nyala ya? pas gue tanya ama si herlin, dia bilang, kali ma'am lupa matiin ac tadi pagi. Lah yah gue jadi bingung kali emang gue lupa kali ya. terus yah gue liatin kok toileteries gue makin lama susutnya cepet ya? Dan gue kan punya kotak perhiasan, kayanya herlin buka2 deh, walopun dia gak ngambil, cuma gue biasanya kan naruh kalung gue sembarangan gak pernah dirapihin, tapi kok gue liat semuanya jadi rapih. Tapi gue pikir kali dia just try to do her job deh ya.."
And then during i was away, CC came home early, found out that the 2 aircond in the living room were on, when confronted herlin said,"Oh I think ma'am Ria on it in the morning, but I don't know how to turn it off."
Jreng....fitnah nih bow...and she used my own friend as an escape goat...Ria confronted her, and she said,"Sorry ma'am I was scared..."
So I decided to return her to the agent, without hesitation...wah I can't tolerate bohong, fitnah dan ngelesnya itu loh, jago bener boww...
And I know my self very well, if I waited til I came back to Singapore then I returned her, she would create a drama, which would melt my heart. So i made a cruel decision, called my agent, to bring her back as soon as possible.
There was a drama of course, she said,"I'm sorry, I won;t do it again."
The agent reps said,"No worries, just pack your thing first, coz your ma'am is not in Singapore, you'd better stay in the agency first, and let your decide when she came back to Singapore."
So then she agreed to go. But from the bottom of my heart, I would apologize to herlin, I can't accept her back after what she has done...I wish her all the best for her future lah...

Back To Life

Hola, I'm back. I came back from 1 week retreat. Yupe 1 week, I did enjoy the retreat, it refreshed my mind and soul.
Imagine 1 whole week, quiet, peaceful, calm, not crowded...and here I am, back to real world. I've missed the retreat experience already.
Thanks for all of you who had missed me so much, I miss you too. But here I am...back...and will continue to blog...

Pergi Untuk Kembali

Oh no it has been October again *sigh* Time really flies. I don't really like October for a few reason.
Reason number one, I'm getting older *deep sigh* I'm used to like October before reaching twenty yars old. October means, foods, gift, party, laughter, excitement. But after twenty it's a burden *sigh*
Reason number two, it will be end of the year soon. Realising there is not much that I've done til now *sigh* and a lots of regrets why I haven't done this and that and so on....
Reason number three, I will have a lots of events to attend *deep sigh* It's ranging from Christmas Party (yupe, in the retail business, they always hold Christmas Party during October and November, I don't know why exactly, may be because of the price of renting ballroom, or may be because of the ballroom availability or may be because it's part of marketing strategy to enlive the Christmas mood, so people wil start to spend for Christmas Gift? *shrug shoulder*), product launch, and also starts of sales season *ngelirik cemas ke tumpukan invitation card di pojokan meja*
I hate party, especially these kinda party. I can't say no, coz they're my clients.
I don't enjoy the party, bcoz I know nobody except my clients *sigh* I have to dress up properly for the party, which is not me *sigh* Have to make my self beautiful (i know I'm beautiful lah *narcist* but still have o enhance my beauty mah..), yeah yeah ranging from going to spa, facial, pedicure, manicure...while on the other hand I'm a person that hold a belief that going for all those things is a waste of time *sigh*
Anyway I'm going to dissapear for a while ya....Have a good week end...And happy moon cake festival for those who celebrates

Tak Ada Gading Yang Tak Retak

That's absolutely true lohhhh.....
Now no more Nunik, but Herlin *sigh* She makes me tired, She is good, indeed so far so good, but the down side...she's sensi boooowwww *deep sigh*
Imagine...few days ago, I was woken up by the phone from office, regarding some stupidity in doing the works, so I was in an angry mode donk, so pasti lah...
So after I woke up, I was banging all the things, the wardrobe lah, the bathroom door lah, bedroom door lah, shampoo lah, soap lah...pokoke everything that I could bang lah...then was in a hurry to leave the house with a very black face, Herlin said with a puzzled face,"Ma'am tehnya belum diminum".
I replied with a high tone,"Gak deh, buang ajah teh-nya..." then ran away.
She called my handphone, but I didn't pick up, then she called office and cried,"Hu hu hu...ma'am marah ya sama Herlin hu hu hu..."
Waduh..I became panic donk,"Loh gak kok Lin, tadi saya lagi marah sama kantor bukan sama kamu..."
Herlin,"Hu hu hu...ma'am herlin jangan dipulangin..."
I didn't know want to laugh or shout,"Aduh Herlin, saya tuh gak marah sama kamu, tadi saya buru2, makanya saya suruh kamu tehnya dibuang ajah. Udah kamu berenti nangis deh, saya gak marah kok sama kamu." *ngelap keringet*
Herlin,"Bener yah ma'am gak marah sama Herlin?"
Me,"Iyah bener..."
Gubraksss...yaelah....what sin have I committed yak? can get sensitive domestic helper *mijit2 kepala*
Sensi banged siyy...gue jadi males pulang loh....abis kesannya gue kok musti basa basi sama dia....musti senyum2 sama dia...mampoes dah gue....lama2 gue bisa stress nih kalo gini caranya....
This morning I forgot to finish my tea, then she asked with a worry face,"Ma'am kok tehnya gak diabisin? Gak enak yah?"
Oh my God..please deh ahhhhh......gubraks lagi ah....

Isenx

Last week, I went home together with my partner in crime flatmate, after parking my car in the usual place, then we saw a couple also just came out from their car, walking towards the elevator.
Seeing us approaching the elevator, that couple pretending to forget something from their car, and walked back to their car. It was very obvious that they were avoiding us. Anyway inside the lift my flatmate said,"Kenapa yah orang Singapur gag mau bareng sama orang dalem lift yah kebanyakan?"
I answered with full confident and positive thinking,"Wah gag tau, kali mereka punya penyakit kronis dan takut nularin ke kita kali". wakakakakka *guling2 di lantai*
Arriving at ground floor, our hand started to itch, in the same time we turned our head to each other with our eyes shining very brightly, we said same time,"Yukkkk.."
So we pressed open button for about 2 minutes, then press B2 afterwards...we went home satisfied, thinking got something to do at the end of the day.
But the next day, we also reached home around the same time, and saw that couple again, so we started to laugh, but when we reached the elevator, we saw that couple using the staircase instead...so they've learned their lesson ya?

Almost ways Famous

Hi All, I'm still alive *senyum manis* Thanks for all your concern. It was a short circuit only I guess...
Well...today I'm very busy outside, the I received a call from Jimmy, saying that I'm in the
news at Harian Kompas (Indonesian Newspaper) *sigh* I don't know what to say...whether have to be happy or sad...so far I've tried my best to keep low profile, but then this time alamak...can not already lah...
It's not only Jimmy, then when I was on the phone, I realised later that Cika also called me *blush* Busyett deh...
A few days ago I was in the JalanSutra chatting room, introducing myself to everybody, suddenly, one girl called Ratna, said,"Flona kayanya familiar deh, elo yang rambutnya pendek, mukanya bulet dan suka senyum itu kan?"
Alamak..."suka senyum" may be she means "murah senyum" kali yak? wakakkakka...I said,"Hmmm kayanya iya deh, btw kenal di mana ya?"
You know, I'm always famous until everywhere I go, I always meet somebody, but luckily in Singapore I haven't yet to be that famous *phew*
Ratna,"Kali di Kopdar ya?"
Me,"Gak mungkin, gue baru sekali ikutan Samsut (Sambut Sutra = to welcome Jalan Sutra member who come from overseas), itu juga cuma ada Grace, Yohan, Ai Zhu, Mbak Telly, Rudi dan Sari. Btw elo sekolah di mane ye?"
Ratna,"SMA di Aloysius, trus Trisakti".
My heart beat faster, must be this one deh ya...then I said,"Jurusan? Angkatan?"
Ratna,"Teknik Industri '95".
Jrengg....there's the problem ladies and gentlemen, Industrial Engineering, Ratna continues,"Terlibat POTIM dan POUTRI (Christian Organisation at campuss)yah?"
Me,"nahh itu dia."
And then the most interesting part is, Ratna said again,"Kayanya gue ngeliat elo deh bulan kemaren di Senayan City, lagi ngantri donat J.Co, bener gak ya?"
Gubrakssss....jatuhlah gue dari kursi donks...imagine...me, staying in Singapore, only went back to Jakarta for a few days, went to buy donut in Senayan City, which practically hasn't been officially opened, then caught by somebody *blush*
Me,"Eh iyaaa itu gueee...kok gak manggil sihh?"
Ratna,"Abis takut salah...."
Alamak....why oh why yah? I'm always famous where ever I am *sigh*
Now with that news *ngelap keringet* how my future is going to be? *gigit2 kuku*
Happy week end yaaaa....love you all *senyum manis*
Nah terbukti kan gue murah senyum? wakakkakakaka.....

Coward? Stupid?

Have you ever thought, why people tend to call people who commit suicide as "a coward?"
Don't you think that it takes a great deal of courage of that people to decide to end his life by committing suicide?
I admire people who dare and succeed in comitting suicide, coz yet they dare to do something which they don't know what will they face later, and there is no turning back.
Second point, we always label people to commit suicide as "stupid" also. But do they really stupid?
In my opinion, it's not stupid but they're clever, if there is no solution to their problems, why should they drag their life pretending nothing happen, and trying their best to solve their problem, which actually has been complicated until they also don't know and nobody can help to solve the problem?
Happy Birthday to Ria, Tuhan memberkati ya..

Chaotic Week

It's a super duper damn chaotic week for me, my staff, and the whole company.
Just imagine, shouts, laughters, tensions, angers, frustations, adrenalin rush, deadline, sleepiness, sweats, tears, bloods, mules, headache, all merge into one.
The face expressions can be solemn, serious, frustating, panic, worry, blank, sleepy, blur, dogol, etc.
And me can be acted as bozz, receptionist, telephone operator, office girl, delivery girl, production staff, technician, runners, etc...multitask *sigh*
What a chaotic situations...phone ringing continously, imagine deh kayak pelem nya Dono Kasino Indro, felt like doing that to, put the 2 phones so that they could talk to each ohter instead of me answering the phone *muka polos*
Now my eyes, half open....sleepy and tired *sigh*
Oh my God, is it the way to reach my dream to have one big container of diamonds? wakakakakka....
habe a nice week end everyone...and for you who have to start fasting, i wish you all the best for your fasting, hopefully you can do it very well, doh bahasa Indo ajah ya....selamat menjalankan ibadah puasa ya...semoga amal ibadah temen2 diterima oleh Tuhan.

Hospital

I just came back from hospital *sigh*
Not that I'm sick, but only to go to the sandwich vending machine, that had been discussed in Dioni's blog sometimes back, to buy sandwich for my lunch.
I also bought a cup of coffee from the vending machine for dessert.
But then I thought how could I drive with 1 cup of steaming hot coffee?
So I decided to sit in the hospital foyer to have my lunch then drive back to the office.
That's my lunch, quite yummy....

Another Confession

I have another confession to make nih *gigit gigit kuku*
On Sunday when I prepared all the food...I did something *ooopssss*
Do you look pale enough now? *anxious*
The story goes like this, the preparation all ready, some had been cooked already, and some still undegoing cooking. I decided to clean up a bit in the dining area. So I reached the floor wiper stick, which accidentally trigger the cobek (=food grinder) yang segede gambreng itu, felt on to my foot man.
Of course no more food no more foot on it lah...please rest assure, my cleanliness of the food is A+ for sure...
Weleh you all concern about the food or my foot ya? wakakakkakak...
Anyway when it happened, I thought,"Wowwwwwwwww so pain, I'm surely faint nih".
Of course i didn't shout it out lah...lah wong grown up already kok...can't cry lah...
But I waited so on and on,"Loh kok not faint ya?" wakakkakak...
Meaning ok lah...would not faint, but it was swollen and black, poor right pinky *sobs...sobs...*

Nunik Replacement

Last Sunday gathering actually is welcome party for Nunik's replacement loh *ngarang*
Or want to did orientation programme for her? (diplonco geto loh)
Yo opo ora diplonco? Imagine...she came on Friday nite, then Saturday morning, had to help me to prepare food for my friend's son birthday party (nah loh ngejlimet kan?). This one incidental, coz my friend, supposed to order food from Alm. Inong. So my friend was in despair, panicked, then I offered to help her lah...in the same time, I tried to promo my self donks of course *senyum manis*
Then on Sunday I had to cook for Kopdar also, who scared man, bring it on to me lah...so I got 1 co-cook, which is my partner in crime then, now is my flatmate, and 1 kitchen hand, which is Nunik's replacement, her name is Herlin.
So far she's very good. Hopefully she would always been good forever, and live together with me happily ever after...Amen...
Loh? kok isanya doa yak? wakakakkkaka.....

PS: Jo birthday loh hari ini, happy birthday Jo, Tuhan memberkati

Kopdar 4

Whoaaaa sooooo sleepyy....but anyway the kopdar was success, eh iya gak siy? What I mean, lots of you came to my place lah...so let me list down the people who attended:
Susana dan Bagio
Samuel dan Grace
Cika and Hubby plus Zion
Andy
Jo dan Soni
Dion
Indra
Yuliana dan Voldi plus Marisa
Ria dan Torkis
Jimmy dan Dewi
Full house, but still left out Inoki (yang blognya dah lama terbengkalai..hihihiihih), and also Evi *maap yah Vie, nomernya gue masih simpen yang lama* (blgnya udah ketimbun sembako huahuahhahaha), dan Sista also didn't come *sob sob* (kapok yah sis? wakkakakkka)
For those who left early, so sorry, the fun only started after you guys left *nyengir*
Lesson of the story don't leave early next time *melotot*

Mellow Weather

The sky was very dark this morning, which made my feeling become mellow.
During my drive to work, I turned on my radio, all were playing such a depressing songs *sigh* then I switched to my cd player, guess what? Oh My God, please deh ah, it's Chrisye *pasrah*
Arriving in the office with low energy, I dialed my best friend handphone in Indonesia. She said,"Eh tumben elo nelpon gue pagi2?"
Me,"Yeah, gue low batt nih, mendung, radio juga lagunya depressed semua, pikiran gue butek, gak punya Energen Lagi di rumah".
She laughed coz I was still able to make a corny joke, overall, I only need somebody to light me with fire, even though at the end I did most of the talk *sigh* but at least I feel more energize now *happy*
Have a good week end everyone...

Coffessions

The title very dramatic ya? wakakkakakakka...
Yeah I have conffessions to make nih *serius* After Nunik left, I've broken 2 bowls already *blush*
Then I was blamed that I couldn't do housework *blush* and second blame is I miss Nunik very much until I couldn't control my movement *sigh* Give up deh....just shoot me...
Oh yah..by the way that remarks of course made by my partner in crime. Lemme tell you a secret, now she become my flatmate, horaaayyyyy....U can imagine donks, how crowded is my house now? me = gasoline, she = fire, so fire + gasoline = huge explosion wkakakakakkakaka.....Just waiting for letter of complaint from neighbour regarding noise pollution *blush*
Eh, me is not loud okay? I only act as catalisator *alamak dalemm bangett* which sometimes also can become provocator *senyum manis*
Okay deh...time to dive into my work again....have a nice day everyone....

Digebukkin

Doh...perasaan kok kerjaan gue makin lama makin heboh ya? Gue berasa kaya ditimpukin ama kerjaan yang gak henti2nya deh...kalo mo ekstrem ya kaya digebukin orang satu propinsi (bukannya satu kampung lagi boooowww...) *sigh*
Maka dengan ini saya menyatakan mohon maap yang sebesar2nya kalo saya agak2 kurang berblog walking akhir2 ini yaaa...
Udah ahh mo nyelem lagi di kerjaan *sigh*

Dunia Tanpa Koma

Itu sinetron baru yang ada di RCTI yang diputerin tiap sabtu jam 21.00 WIB, eh bener gak waktu tayangnya ya?
Kayanya itu sinetron lumayan asik, tapi kemaren cuma sempet nonton secuil doanks *nyesel* tapi gak apa2 deh, toh masih ada sabtu ini *menghibur diri sendiri*
Kemudian pemaennya yah ada Dian Sastro...weleh kok makin lama Dian Sastro itu makin cantik ya?

MLM Lageeeeeee

Last week end I didn't go anywhere to hide from MLM. I was so glad that it was a peaceful week end, even though I had to work in the office, but at least no disturbance from MLM *phew*
Akan tetapi...barusan gue mendarat di office, tiba2 handphone gue berdering, gue liat nomernya, eh temen gue nih..yang dah lama gak nelepon gue. No doubt, doski sih anak MLM, tapi so far gue agak respek sama dia, karena dia gak pernah ngomong yang nyerempet2 sama MLM.
Tak kusangka tak kuduga, ternyata tadi dia ngomong2 ttg MLM sama gue *bete surete* Pertama sih cuma nanya gue punya kenalan gak orang India gak, soale MLM-nya dia mo establish di India geto...
Eh trus abis itu dia bilang ke gue,"Mustinya gue undang elo yah ke meeting kita orang, sapa yau ajah elo tertarik buat join". *gubraks*
Gue,"Sori ya, gue dah berkomitmen nih buat konsentrasi penuh ke bisnis gue, dan gak bakalan ngelirik bisnis2 laennya deh....buat kerjaan gue sendiri ajah dah mo mampus, gimane musti ngurusin kerjaan sampingan".
MLM,"Hmm yeah at least biar elo bisa tau product2 kita, kan kita juga ada vitamin2 yang berguna buat kesehatan".
Gue,"Semua vitamin dan obat2an yang gue konsumsi ada di bawah pengawasan ketat dokter gue tuh, jadi yah gue gak sembarangan beli merk2 laen, ato vitamin2 laen yang gak gue butuhin, geto loh..."
Si MLM,"Yeah but at least kalo gue jelasin ttg produk2 yang gue jual, elo bisa konsultasiin ke dokter elo, buat diliat ingredientnya dsb..sapa tau dokter elo juga tertarik buat join".
Yaelah...nih orang ngeyel banged sih? Hu..hu..hu...baru hari senen udah bete surete....

Week End Ya?

Don't feel like TGIF today *sigh*
Woke up by running out of breath this morning, struggling to gasp for the air though *sigh* But I don;t have asthmatic problem though. Been like this for these past 2 or 3 months *sigh* I got relapsed I guess...
Anyway...had breakfast at coffee beans Raffles Hospital after having a battle inside my heart whether to have my brekkie at Coffee Beans or Ya Kun *senyum manis* Plugged my iPod player to my ear (of course my ears lah, masa my nose siyy hihiihihi..), tried to look aaround for newspaper but no luck, couldn't get any. Starting to send sms to keep my self busy (kalo kaga garink donks...duduk di cafe sendirian), but too bad I don't have that "sms" songs inside my iPod...anybody have it? *ngelantur* If you have, please give me yaaa *diteruskan*
Btw...even though I'd plugged my iPod, but I still could hear the conversation from my neighbour (next table i mean), which consisted of auntie, young man (quite handsome but that type of snobbish looks), young woman (very pretty though but looks very high maintenance). I couldn't hear and remember exactly what they were talking about, but it was soemthing very high class talk lah...but then suddenly the conversation switched to,"Eh that one you can get it from Pasir Panjang market lah.."
Surprised donk gue...from high class talk could shifter to Pasir Panjang market which is like "pasar induk" (central market) *sigh*
Then I felt desperate, coz my toast seemed would never finished to be eaten *sigh* then I started to have stomach ache *sigh*
Now I'm struggling to finish my work, accompanied by chatting with Cika, Yohan and other Singaporean fren, not conferencing of coz lah...
Aiyoh...don't feel like week end...is it week end or not ya?
happy week end everyone....

A Tribute For Nunik

Today Nunik is going to be back to Indonesia, so I wrote down a poem for her today

Pahlawan Devisa
Nasib Seorang Pahlawan Devisa
Yang mengadu nasib di Singapura
Untuk mencari pengalaman dan menambah pernghasilan
Tanpa tahu dengan jelas orang macam apa yang akan menjadi majikan

Ketika uang sudah di tangan
Anganpun mulai melayang
Berbagai godaan berdatangan
Ketika sudah mendapatkan uang

Prioritas pun mulai berganti
Mungkin mereka lupa akan apa yang harus mereka cari
Telepon genggam pun tidak luput sebagai incaran
Tetapi apakah itu yang mereka benar benar butuhkan?

Itulah nasib seorang Pahlawan Devisa
Yang mengadu nasib ke Singapura
Entah bagaimana mereka harus beradaptasi
Ketika mereka balik ke negeri sendiri

And The List Continues

I went for Church Retreat on Saturday and Sunday. And then...during dinner on Saturday nite, one of the participant shared that her son's schoolmate just passed away during the basketball game playing against other school on Friday. He's only 13 years old.
That boy ddin't have any serious medical history. He was one of the top player that always represents their school for basketball games. It was shocking.
She looked very worry about her son psychology wellbeing. Then she also worried about her son health, until she and her husband decided to send the son for the medical check up during this week.
And then this morning I heard from my supervisor, that one of her colleagues in her previous job, commited suicide by jumping from the flat or carpark, something like that. She sounds very shock.
I would like to express my deep condolescence for those 2 tragedies. These 2 news are not causing too bad impact for me. I think it's just because I just don't know them well. That's why is not so shocking as the other 2, Isa and Mbak Inong.
Well...I'm started to think, why suddenly everything popped up, all the sudden death. What is God trying to tell me?
I was having this conversation with Yohan on the other day,"Waduh gila ya Flo, kadang2 kalo dipikir orang tuh kok umurnya bisa pendek gitu ya? Sedangkan gue yang dikasih kesempatan buat hidup sampai sekarang kok kayanya hidup dijalanin dengan ogah-ogahan".
It's strucked me, yeah it's true, why I can't appreciate my life so far?
I always feel my life journey is too bumpy for me to handle.
Is it like God trying to convey the message to me to be thankful that I'm still be able to live? And God wants me to live more responsibly and meaningfully for everybody arounds me?

Week End is not so bright anymore

The wound in my heart hasn't been healed from the fact that Isa is no more here, then came another big blow again. This morning Mbak Ros sms-ed me saying that Mbak Inong passed away.
I haven't met Mbak Inong yet, the last message was she agreed to me to meet, and I left another message in her shoutbox to ask her to give me her handphone number, which hadn't been and would never been replied by her.
Even though I haven't had a chance to meet her, and only knew her from her blogs, but I feel terribly shaken. All the stories that she wrote, and all the videos about her kids..*sigh* I like the way she wrote, very funny and fresh *deep sigh*
For the full story about Mbak Inong, can be seen here
I'm started to think, what's life all about?
Are we only live to die?
Why good people live very short?
Week end is not so bright anymore...
Selamat Jalan Mbak Inong, semoga kamu bisa beristirahat dengan tenang di sisi Tuhan, dan buat keluarga Mbak Inong, saya doakan semoga tabah selalu...
Now, I'm going to dissapear again, it's week end..don't want to create trouble with MLM anymore...
Have a blessed week end everyone ...*hugs*

Have A Bad Day

This posting supposed to be posted last nite, but blogger was down, so it was not succesful. So this story was yesterday one ya...
Yesterday was really a very bad day. Started with a bad headache from lack of sleep, as usual been chased by the bloody deadline, brought up wrong subject to my mom *sigh*
Top of the news, my driver, suddenly called said,"Sorry bozz, I need to go for funeral".
I still didn't suspect anything,"Umm okay, but who?"
He said,"Isa passed away".
I thought he was joking,"Are you joking?"
He answered,"It's true.."
I 'm shocked , weak, confused, etc...
Mohammad Isa was his name. He was about 18 years old, if not mistaken now is his final year in ITE (equal to STM in Indonesia). He was one of my part-time worker, espcecially during school holidays.
The first time I knew him, he called me "Miss". He just treated me as his teacher *sigh* I called him "Isa", just like the way Indonesian pronounce, but his friends, called him 'Ise'. He was a nice young man, very responsible towards his works, very protective towards me, especially all those nite that I had to helped them to finish work outside.
He was a very soft spoken young man, very polite and very hard working among his peers. My supervisor always called him "handsome".
He was a cheerful young man, who likes to compose his own songs during his works, and sang it loudly with his friends. His voicemail for his handphone is very unique.
His father gave him a scooter, he was a very careful rider, responsible, and didn't like to speed. It was an accident that took away his life instantly, near Singapore Polytechnic.
The latest news that I heard this morning he changed his scooter to motorbike, and nobody knows how it happened. Somebody found him lying down near the drain with smashed face and badly broken arm, blood everywhere. The body was 500 m away from the motorbike, and the helmet was 500 m away also.
Isn't it ironic? A very young man, which I believe would have a bright future has left the world suddenly. Why him? Why today? Why so young?
Probably it's true a good man will have a short life...then I started to think,"doesn't it mean I'm not good? I'm still alive though til now?"
My last contact with him was 9 August 2006, Singapore's National Days, I was using my other handphone, sending sms to all my Singaporean contacts, to wish them Happy National Day. Suddenly I received a reply from Isa,"Thank you, but Errrr may I know who r u?"
I replied,"It's me Flona".
After waiting a few minutes he replied,"Mmmm sorry to ask again, but where do I know you?"
Then I replied,"Oh I'm from Bla..Bla..Bla...(I typed my company name)".
He answered,"oh okay..thanks again".
A few hours later around 11 pm, he sent another sms,"Have u slept?"
I answered,"Nope, why?"
He typed,"Errrr...Bla bla bla (my company name) have so many staffs inside, but may I know which one are you?"
Holding my laughter, I typed,"Errrr...I'm bozz"
He replied,"Oopppsss...sorry bozz, I didn't know your real name.."
What a memory...Bon Voyage Isa, my friend...
I feel something empty in the corner of my heart, I'm still in a deep shock...disbelieve that I will not be able to meet him
We all here will miss you for sure...

I'm back *sad*

Yeah finally I'm back to Singapore again *sigh*
Still deaf as a result from the flight, but here I am, almost midnite, sitting on my office chair, doing my works with a bad headache *jedotin kepala ke tembok*
It's like a very short dream *sigh* and then now I woke up to the real world of mine *hiks..hiks...srottt..*
The world is so cruel *sigh* And tomorrow oopss...7 more minutes is Monday
Oh nooooooooooo.....

It's Very Me

*sigh* dulu ahhhhh *senyum manis*
Because of the past 2 week end I'd been hunted by MLM, so I've decided to go somewhere this week end *senyum puas*
But in the mean time, a lots of my friend started to ask me since yesterday,"What time is your flight?"
Until now I'm in the middle of yahoo msn, the question are all the same, and my answer,"Eh I haven't checked.." huhhahahhahahha...It's very me...cuex kayak bebek.
I've already started to receive a few sms from my liason officers *caelah* in my destination country, even to the extend IDD call, asking what time is my flight, and my answer is still,"Don't know leh, haven't checked.." huhuahhahahahaha....
So you who are somewhere out there, if wanna meet me, faster join jalansutra...they're having meet and greet for me tomorrow nite loh...*promosi*
Okay then....I sign off first ya....have a nice week end...gonna miss you all..*hugs*

Menghitung Hari

Duh kepala gue lagi cenut2an banged niy, jadi gak isa mikir ide buat posting. Panadol udah, stronger than panadol juga udah, tapi tetep ajah cekot2 *hiks..hikss* Btw gue dapet endorsment dari Panadol gak ya? dah nyebut2 doski 3 kali nih hihihiihih..
Jadi gue post ini ajah ya, yang gue dedikasikan untuk seorang Pahlawan Devisa yang bekerja di rumah gue, yang telah membuat hidup gue porak poranda selama hampir 2 tahun.
Nunik bentar lagi akan pulang ke kampung halamannya nih. Jadi ceritanya dia lagi "Menghitung Hari". Jangan bandingin si Nunik sama Krisdayanti, of course jaoh booo...dan liriknya juga cuma sampai bait 1 ajah, gak usah diterusin *ngancem*
Eh jangan2 di kamarnya Nunik ada coret2an di tembok kayak narapidana buat ngitungin hari ya *curiga* Ntar malem gue cek ahhhh....

Mampoes..poes...poes...poes...

I'm not Garfield's friend anymore I haaaaaaaatttttteeeeee week end *cry*
Coba imagine...last Saturday on the way to my friend birthday celebration, I was about to reach my handphone to called my friend, suddenly my handphone ring...eh vibrate dink...I always put my handphone in vibrate mode, coz I love peacefull environment *caelah*
I saw the display, it was from my dad's cousin. Yupe my dad has a few Singaporean cousin, as 2 of my dad's aunties migrated to Singapore. I was wondering whether I pressed the number accidentally or it was really her calling me *puzzled*
But anyway I picked up my handphone, and then it's true my dad's cousin, she said,"Are you free for dinner tonite or tomorrow nite?"
I felt a bit strange so far I've been staying in Singapore for 6 years, she only offers me dinner for Chinese New Year's eve or her mother (which I called Grand Aunt) birthday. So I asked her,"Is there any special occasion?"
She said,"No lah...just want to invite you for dinner.."
I still felt puzzled,"Did you strike lottery?"
She said,"No lah...only my mother said long time never see you.."
I said,"Oh okay, tonite then I think I could make it, is there anything that I could bring to your house?"
She said,"No lah no need to bring anything.."
But I still felt uneasy, must be something going on lah...Ada udang di balik bakwan uppss..batu geto loh....after tried so hard to squeeze my brain I thought it might be something to do with MLM thingy lah, coz I remembered the last time I was visiting her mother she told me that she would be going to Hongkong to attend some MLM thingy, which she didn't want to reveal at that time about the brand. She also said wait until I investigate about it further then I'll tell you...
Okay...I came to her house, after a nice dinner *sigh* there she goes la la la la...*nyanyi* huahuahahahhahaha....true enough man..it's Lampe Berger thingy...she said,"I've never believed in MLM thingy, but this one is different...it doesn't require you to sell, but what you need is invest and work hard to establish your self. All the people inside very friendly, they are willing to help you by sharing their experience..."
Wadoh inside my heart I was saying,"Of course lah they were nice to you, coz they really want you to invest in the name of making them more wealthy what...How can she been brainwashed with all the MLM talk thingy....since she is a very tough ball all these while."
Well...well..well...nothing comes free in this world my friend, just see lah...even a nice invitation for dinner also proven to be "Udang di balik bakwan" jrengggg....
Alamak what I've done wrong until I had to be bombarded by MLM thingy 2 Saturday in a row *sigh* Does that mean I shouldn't be in Singapore very week end yak?

Girl's Nite Out

Last Friday, after a long time of not being out to club, I decided to have a girls' nite out together with my partner in crime and one of my Singaporean friend.
As usual, we hung out at my partner in crime usual hang out, one of the club in Singapore, no need to say lah ya....later on you all will start to follow us to that club lageeeee..* nyengir*
Why I like that club, partly also the guitarist is very cool, and the crowds is not too young as well, cocok lah geto loh...So we bought a drink and asked the cute waiter to pass to that guitarist, with message "from all of us" lah ya.....
But then we were so surprised, looked like the guitarist had already got somebody. He was wearing the ring on that finger *sigh* And there was 1 woman, stood near the stage, staring at him, but strangely she didn't sway to the music at all, looked very cold, but pretty....
During the break the guitarist was talking and standing near her, so we were busy trying to figure out whether his ring matches her ring *senyum manis* but looked like they matched *patah hati*
Then suddenly my partner in crime said,"Eh Flon, kok tuh orang cantik-cantik tapi kok cold blooded ya..."
Gue jawab,"Eh berasa kayak si manis jembatan Ancol gak siyy?" Coz she was behaving very misterious and cold...
Ihhh sereeeeemmmmm....
Have a nice week end all ya....I don't want to go to that place anymore ahhh....angker booooo.......

Dirgahayu RI yang ke 61

Would like to say Happy 61th Birthday to my beloved country, Indonesia. The country where I was born and raised up. The country that has provided me all these while, and formed me to what I am now. The country that has taught me about unity in diversity, all the good value of being a human, how to respect each other in daily life.
Suddenly I recalled one of our National Song that was written by Ibu Sud, the title is Tanah Air, and I heard it was sung again by Cokelat, but too bad I haven't heard, and couldn't find as well.. the lyric goes like:

Tanah airku tidak kulupakan
Kan terkenang selama hidupku
Biarpun saya pergi jauh
Tidak kan hilang dari kalbu
Tanah ku yang kucintai
Engkau kuhargai

Walaupun banyak negri kujalani
Yang masyhur permai dikata orang
Tetapi kampung dan rumahku
Di sanalah kurasa senang
Tanahku tak kulupakan
Engkau kubanggakan

Yes this is my pledge, no matter where I am and who I am, I will always be a true blue Indonesian at heart, just like an Indonesian wise word says "Biarpun hujan emas di negeri orang, lebih baik hujan batu di negeri sendiri".
Once again Happy Birthday Indonesia...

Memory

I think my memory overloaded, can add some more RAM or not ya? *sigh*
Yesterday in my singing class, I brought that Samson CD, but I forgot to bring the CD cover with me. My teacher asked me,"Which song do you want?"
I said,"No 8, please.."
In the middle of the hearing my teacher said,"What's the title of this song?"
I tried very hard to remember, jreng...I felt nothing left inside my brain, ...clean....very clean, can't remember anything *serem* Even my teacher said,"Hey..what's happening to you today?"
And then when the song was played, I could sing the whole songs, but by the time my teacher play in the piano and adjusted the key for me to sing, after singing 2 lines, my mind went blank again *sigh*
I stopped and opened my mouth, tried my best to recall something, but couldn't find anything *tablo (=tampang blo'on)*, again...my brain is very clean *sigh* and my teacher also stopped playing and looked at me with puzzled look *sigh*
Alamak...memory overloaded...

Sarang Penyamun

Just posting about beautiful day only last Friday, then I had my week end ruined on Saturday afternoon *jedotin kepala ke tembok* Seems I am not allowed to post beautiful things in my blog kali yaaa? I have to complain and tell about bad things only in my blog *yakin bin yakun (eh yakun kan the one that sell nice kaya toast yak hihihihii)*
The story goes like this, last week I received a sms from my friend (remember I ever wrote about my friend, husband and wife, which are very annoyingly try to sell Amway thing to me?) saying that,"Hi we would like to invite you to our baby 1 month old celebration this Saturday from 1pm-4pm".
Since I respected them as my long time friends, and I did visited the wife in the hospital after she gave birth, so I replied,"Tolong sms-in alamatlo lagi donk J ke gue, thanks ya".
Suddenly I received a phone call from J, so we chit chat lah...basa basi geto loh...and at the end of conversation, I agreed to come on Saturday around 1 pm lah...
When I arrived at their place, jrenggg... loh kok a lot of people, and I didn't know even one of them, so I thought may be their colleagues lah..But then J said,"Oh go straight ahead to the food and have your self lah, ini mereka colleague-nya istri gua..."
So I took my food donk, then sat in 1 corner, then the wife came, and introduced me to all the colleagues. After that suddenly 1 guy came and sat next to me, starting conversation,"Looks like you're a very important person in this party leh..."
Wadoh..I started to feel uneasy nih...What a way to start a conversation yak *serem*...yeah I always feel uneasy with a sweet mouth person...But anyway, getting used to it in my daily live, I think "aiyah...who scared lah...head on.."
I asked him,"Oh so you're Y's colleague? You also work in Banyan Tree?"
He said,"Hmmm no I don't work there, I'm self employed.."
Jreng...Oh no....this must be Amway people...started to feel uneasy lah gue....then I made a few mistakes that allowed him to bombarded me with the Amway product and service, which I tried to save my self by saying,"Oh ya Y has already shared with me about that..."
Oh my God...gue di sarang penyamun *serem* luckily one of my fren sms me during that scary talk, so finally I told him,"Sorry i have to make a call..."
And as you can guess after that i told him"Sorry ya..I have to make a move, because I have something urgent to attend to..anyway nice talking to you.." *Hoeeekkkk...muntah2*
Dan berpamitanlah gue dengan tuan dan nyonya rumah yang diiringi dengan ucapan,"Oh yah kita orang kapan2 main deh ke rumah elo...gimana kalo minggu depan?"
Gulps..Oh my God..not another Amway preach nih...I said,"Wah my schedule next week is pretty tight.." (which is also true lah...)
Still not giving up, they said,"How about the week after next?"
Gubraks...persistent amat siyyyy...gue jawab,"Eh gue bakalan balik Jakarta...Why don't you just give me a call when you wanna come down, coz my work schedule is pretty unpredictable (which is very true lah..), other than we make apppointment then cancelled, not nice kan..."
With their dissapointed face,"ok lah..."
Waaaaaaaaaa...piye iki Gusti....duhhh..kok bisa ya, berkulit badak sampe tebel gitu...apa gak berasa apa signal2 dari gue? *sigh*
Moral of the story, if you get involved with Multi Level Marketing, please don't friend me ya...wkakkakaakakka...oopsss...wrong...deh...
If you're into Multi Level Marketing, please spare your friends lah, I mean friend is friend indeed, just tell them,"Eh I'm selling Amway or what lah...if you need something please contact me ya..."
I think that way will be better, because I agree Amway product is good, but I just don't like the way they pester me, as though I'm a stranger that they can brain wash with their idea...friend is friend lah...don't hard sell...agree?

Week end is coming

Ahhhh...week end is finally here, even though week end or no week end most of the time is no effect for me *sigh* but anyway "Oh, I love week end.."
Since young I always feel that on week end whether it's cloudy or not, the sky is always brighter, I feel very happy, and like the soft bell is ringing in my ears...
Hhihihihii..that one likes peabo bryson song ya? huhahahahha...
Pokoke it's a beautiful day *nyanyi*
Happy week end everyone

Sandwich

As a food it could be said quite yummy, but I wanna talk about being in a sandwich position. It's very bloody annoying, like the phrase "Mundur Kena Maju Kena" *sigh*
Gue benci sama orang yang suka merekayasa suatu kejadian di antara 2 orang, tapi kemudian yang jadi isinya sandwich itu gue...Apa sihhh maksudnya?
I don't like dirty politic, it's not easy to have a real friend, but it's very easy to make enemy, so why shouldn't we treasured every body friendship, and live happily ever after?
Life is hard, why should we make life even harder...
Moral of the Stories...Please don't eat sandwich *gak nyambung* wakakakkaka...

Samsons - Kenangan Terindah

Lagi males posting nih he he he...
Tapi tadi pagi tumben gue bangun pagi, trus mendung tuh (di singapore mendung lah..jangan pada protes yaa..), angin sepoi2 lumayan dingin...
Pas nyetir ditemenin lagu ini, wadoh..gak kuat...pas bagian depannya, yang ada violin apa cello geto deh gue gak yakin, pas ada suara violin ato cello, rasanya kayak hati gue diiris sembilu, miris banged...
Coba dehhh dengerinnnn...
Tapi sayang yah pas udah mulai tengah, lagunye mulai bising...tapi gue tetep cinta mati koq ama lagu ini, coba deh dengerin *teteup*
Buat yang di Singapore, met liburan yah, National Day nih, cuma kan gue ga isa bilang Happy National Day donks? Kan dikau2 pada masih tetep Indonesia kan? *pe de*

Getai Hunting

I never go to Jakarta *singlish* Yoo..I cancelled my ticket 3 hours before my departure time, realising that I wouldn't be able to finish my work on time *sigh* Of course I had to pay penalty *sigh* But what to do, there any other things that is more important than paying penalty...
Anyway...now is Hungry Ghost Festival, which according to Chinese beliefs, every 7th month of they Chinese Calendar, all the souls would be release from heaven or hell, that's why it's called Hungry Ghost Festival. Where here in Singapore you can find joss stick everywhere at the road side, accompanied by cake or fruits, and people start to burn the paper. So they also have celebration, if they were cash rich, then they will have getai, which is singer accompanied by full band.
After reading yesterday newspaper, I became quite curious about getai, so there I was yesterday, searching the getai performance schedule in the internet, then found out there were 2 performance near my place, one in Redhill and the other one was in Queensway Shopping Center.
Couldn't decide to see which one, so I drove around those 2 places, to check it out first. Seems that the one in Redhill was quite happening, so I went there, and joined the crowds..of course not really inside the crowds, but just choose the less crowd place...
Of fourse they spoke in Hokkian, and their Hokkian is very deep, it's hard for me to catch up what they were talking about...surrounded by uncles and aunties, luckily last nite one not the very scary one *sigh*
Let me tell you, it's more fun than watching Singapore Idol, all the getai singer have a very good quality of voice...with all the light settings, suddenly it threw me back to the 80's where in Jakarta still have quite a number of people holding a wedding banquet with Chinese full 8 course dinner in the night club, where the singer, wore very glittering clothes, high cuts, dance lively, with those type of disco lights....*sigh*

Confession

First of all I feel touched and honoured reading all your comments about my cooking *take a bow* well...well...thanks for all of your trust *salute* Nah...really wanna try my cooking? Move to Singapore then *senyum manis* ahakz..ahakzzz...
Well, the title sounds very dramatic isn't it? Yeah I have confession to make, last nite the drunken master didn't cook pasta, so we ate put and after that he made dessert at my place...And let me tell you, the dessert was not good, but it was damn good man....Frankly speaking I'm not a dessert person, I don't like cheese as well, but last nite wow...it's unforgettable experience *day dreaming*
But I promise you that I can create the same dessert experience for your all. Money back guarantee *nyengir* Soo the line is on, send email and fixed the date *teteup*
Another confession *blush* after two days in a row been infused by a lot of alcohol *more blush* here I am, everytime I burp *excuse me* I can still experience different kinda alcohol flavour, which was described by drunken master when we were drinking (so called wine drinking experience mah...so it's like a class). Fyi, last nite dessert also have a lots of alcohol infusion inside *senyum bahagia*
Wadoh I sounds like alcoholic already *scared* this morning when I woke up, I still feel a bit fly...yeah just imagine, this is deeper confession, on Tuesday nite, we order, champagne, beer, a few of vodka based drinks, and Bombay Sapphire (this one was damn unique, kayak nano2, rame rasanya) *blush* But I only drank a few sips of beer and a glass of champagne lahhh...plus sedikit icip2 yang diminum drunken master hihihihiihihi...
But last nite...we opened 2 bottles of ice wines, 1 bottle sparkling juice (eh no alcohol okay *winks*), Bailey's *ngelirik Astrid*, beer, and Absolute Vanilla ahakz...ahakzzz...cheese, stroberi, peaches, raisins, dried plums...ehhh beware your saliva dropping hihihiihihi...
Sekarang saya mo pamitan dulu, untuk melaksanakan tugas mulia, saya harus," Ke Jakartaaaaa aku kan kembaliii hi hi" *nyanyi* Mo nyari pengganti Nunik nih...hmmm apa gue skalian call produser 'Ari Wibowo mencar pembantu' ajeh ye? Buat bikin seri baru 'flona mencari pembantu' *ahakz..ahakz..*
As usual sorry can't do off air fans meeting with you in jakarta, I still not too sure what my schedule is going to be...but please do drop me an email with your handphone number, if in case any posibilities to hold a fans meeting ahakz..ahakzzz...
Pray for me ya, so I could get a good choice for this time...
Have a good week end for all of you *hugs*

Intoxication

Detoxification program is becoming talk of the town nowadays, a lots of people are doing it. Spas and clinics are trying to offer this programs to people also. But me, of course, I don't follow the trend easily, I always against the flow *ahakz ahakz* the "in thing" for me is Intoxication instead *smile sweetly*
My friend, who is famous as Drunken Master (read as :wine expert) in JalanSutra group, is in town for these few days. We supposed to have dinner last nite, but it was postponed until wee hours drinking session *sigh* He was pleading with me in sms,"Please, I need a booze of alcohol, coz i had too much coffee and krating daeng for today".
So you know lah what happened next, I hung out with him to satisfy his alcohol cravings in the wee hours, where all our usual hang out place had been closed for the day *sigh* So we went to Balcony at Heereen, which opens 24 hours, as per what I expected, the collection is so dissapointing, but no choice what *nyengir*
Luckily last nite he was not really in the mood, otherwise he likes to chat up with the waiters about drinks, which usually ends up we will have lotsa freebies vintage collection of wines *phew*
He will be quite frequently comes to Singapore these fews weeks, which I don't know whether it's a good news or bad news, coz that means I'll be in intoxication program during his stays *pasrah*
The other good news is tonite he will be cooking his famous pasta for me at my place, and I would like to share this good things to you, by inviting you all to have another kopdar in my place? I'll cook that pasta for you *senyum manis* Hayooooo wanna try? send email and fixed up the date folks!!!!

Hangat-hangat T%* Ayam

Cuaca di Singapore sekarang ini mendung menggayut di langit, yang disebabkan oleh hujan deras yang disertai oleh kilatan2 guntur yang silau di langit *caelah kayak sonora ahakz...ahakz..*
Buat ngangetin cuaca hari ini, gue mau menulis tentang topik yang paling hangat buat dibaca di blog guwe...pada tau donks semua? Yo'i coy...sapa lagi kalo bukan Woman of the Year, alias Nunik *nyengir*
Beberapa waktu yang lalu, Nunik bilang ke gue,"Ma'am anu...saya tolong dicarikan handphone second hand, dan tolong dipotong dari gaji saya..."
Weleh anu melulu yak...wakakakkaka....ternyata si Nunik, suka anu huahaahuahhahha...Doh handphone bekas..nyuruh gue lagi...di Singapore lagi..yah ogahlah gue...gue jawab aja,"Wah maaf yah Nik, saya gak berani nolongin kamu buat beli sesuatu, apalagi barang second, nanti kalo kenapa2 saya yang susah. Gini aja kamu coba nanya temen kamu, terus kamu pergi aja ke sana bareng temen kamu, duitnya saya kasih..."Nunik,"Wadoh ma'am kalo gitu anu ajah deh...tolong ma'am belikan handphone yang baru..."Weleh anu lagi *gubraks* gue,"Lah saya kan udah bilang saya berasa gak enak buat beliin kamu, ya udah kamu mau berapa saya kasih uangnya..."
Dan akhirnya...jreng jreng...Nunik punya handphone...udah sometime back siy...cuma gue gak nulis ajeh...sekarang mo cerita tentang kejadian beberapa hari yang lalu nih..si Nunik bilang,"Ma'am anu..saya tolong dibelikan card buat tilpun ke Indonesa dan Ibu saya di Arab Saudi..."
Give up deh guwe anu melulu hihihihii....gue bilang,"Card Djawa?"
Fyi Card Djawa itu kartu telepon murah meriah buat ke Indonesia gitu..gue juga gak tau nih kartu exist...karena tiap kali kalo gue tanya ke tukang juwalan kartu buat nelepon ke jakarta yang paling murah apa, jawaban yang gue dapet itu bervariasi antara satu toko dengan lainnya...tapi ternyata Card Djawa ini spesialisasi di antara Para Pahlawan Devisa ini loh...
Nunk,"Bukan ma'am, anu..kartu yang buat henpon saya ini loh..."
Gue,"Ohh top up card? loh bukannya kalo buat nelpon ke luar negeri Card Djawa lebih murah?"
Nunik,"Wah gak apa2 lah ma'am saya pake henpon ajah, lebih gampang..."
*gubraks*..nik..nik...kalo gini caranya kapan dikau dapat membeli segenggam berlian? ck ck ck...*kagum*

Ucrit

Seblom gue nulis postingan hari ini, gue mo ralat dulu ye buat postingan kemaren ttg pelem AADC, gue salah, yang ngarang puisi "AKU" itu adalah Chairil Anwar sperti yg ditulis Astrid di komen..Thanks yah Astrid buat masukannye *caelah gue kayak redaksi majalah femina..tapi koq betawi banged yak? huahuaauha*
Waktu gue nonton tuh pelem gue inget pengarang "AKU" itu Oom Anwar *SKSD* tapi apa daya waktu gue nulis, karena deadline mepet..dan gue dah pake acara mengheningkan cipta beberapa menit sgala, tapi yang muncul Rendraaaa melulu *sigh* Dan akhirnya terjadilah kesalahan yang tidak diinginkan oleh semua pihak tersebut *eittss..bela diri*
Btw, inget sepupu gue yang menggemaskan buat ditabok itu? wakakkaka...Nah pas bulan lalu gue di Jakarta, nyokap gue menggelar acara jumpa penggemar dengan gue buat sepupu2 gue yang najong2 tapi nge-fans berat sama gue *mau muntah* Biasanya sih, kalo gue pulank, gue jarang banged ketemuan ama mereka, soale gue selalu punya ajah alesan buat ngeles *ssst jangan bilang2 nyokap gue ye* Tapi kali ini gue berasa gak enak lah yau buat ngeles terus, sejelek2nya mereka toh emang mereka jelek *lohhh??* hihihi maksude mereka emang jelek tapi kan mereka tetep sepupu gue yang menggemaskan (buat ditabok) *teteup* hihiih..
Bagian Pertama
Panggil ajah sepupu gue itu Ucrit ye..ceritanya kan dia lulu SMP nih, dan mo masuk SMA (sekarang sih udah masuk SMA lah ya...), nah dia tuh saking ngefans berat ama gue (eh jangan2 dia naruh poto gue bareng dia ukuran poster di kamar tidur dia lagi *parno*), dia slalu berpikir dia harus perform lebih baik dari gue, ato at least on par (=selevel) lah sama gue geto loh...
Kebetulan dulu gue kan sekolah di SMAK 1(duar...ketahuan deh gue product taon berape..sekarang kan udah SMUK 1 yee?). Nah nyokapnya Ucrit yang notabene adalah tante gue alias adiknya nyokap gue, dari dulu udah wanti2 ke Ucirt bahwasanya dia udah ditakdirkan untuk sekolah terus di K Yusuf sampe doski tamat SMA.
But on the other hand, being graduated from Secondary, sah-sah ajah donk kalo dia punya pikiran,"Mo nyoba SMUK 1 juga ahhhh.."
So kalo gue gak salah denger dia ada daftar ato kali made enquiries kali yak buat masuk SMUK 1 *EGP* Trus dia nanya ke gue,"Ci, emang dulu waktu cici masuk SMUK 1 bayar berapa sih uang pangkalnya?"
Walahdalah...dalem banget nih pertanyaannya, gue jawab,"Wah udah lupa tuh, itu kan jaman purba banget.."
Surprisingly, nyokap-nya si Ucrit koq tiba2 jadi sejiwa dengan Ucrit ya? Seinget gue tante gue ini bukan orang yang begitu deh,"Ohh...SMUK 1 mah kalo mau masuk gampang, asal mau keluar duit lebih mah, kamu pasti diterima...cuma mami ajah gak mau hambur2in duit sampe sebanyak itu, kan ini cuma SMA, buat apa? Buktinya tuh temen kamu si X, dia kan pelajarannya gak sebagus kamu aja, tapi keterima di SMUK 1".
*pingsanlah gue*
Barusan gue nulis gue tiba2 kepikiran koq si Ucrit itu nanya bayar berapa, instead of nanya NEM gue berapa yak? Kali dia tau kalo mo ngadu head on gitu di pasti kalah ye?
Dan setelah ditelusuri lebih dalam lagi, gue baru inget, sampai detik ini, Ucrit mengaku bahwa dia belom nerima hasil NEM-nya, yang notabene, cuma nyokapnya doank yang percaya...jangan2 mereka sindikat? hihihiihi...
Bagian ke 2
Ucrit masih blom puas juga buat membuat gue tambah alergi sama dirinya,"Ci masuk UNSW persyaratannya apa ajah sih?"
Gue mulai agitated niy,"Loh kok tiba2 nanya UNSW sih? Dulu kamu bilang Poundsterling itu mata uang yang paling mahal, dan semua yang paling mahal itu adalah paling bagus, dan kamu bilang jadi sekolah di UK itu paling bagus, trus kamu kalo gak sekolah di UK buat kuliah kamu gak mau? Trus kok tiba2 nanya UNSW?" *senyum Iblis*
Bokapnya nyeletuk,"Duitnya kaga kuat euy buat ke UK.." Jreng..kok jadi bokapnya yang kembali ke jalan yang benar sih? Perasaan yang ngit endoy itu kan bokapnya, bukan tante gue *bingung*
Ucrit,"Iyah aku mau daftar kuliah di UNSW".
*gubraksss, pingsan lagi* Ihhh apaan sihhh..ngomong pake "Aku-aku"-an segala? kayak artis di acara infotainment ajah deh * mo muntah* Lagian Ucrit kan bukan kapiten *gak nyambung* Ato jangan2 Ucrit baru belajar sajaknya si Chairil Anwar *tambah tulalit*
Sambil nenangin diri gue jawab,"Kamu pergi ajah ke IDP di Kuningan, dia sana kamu bisa baca dan nanya2 tentang semua Universitas di Australia sampe puas.."
Duh gue berasa bersalah nih sama Mbak2 IDP,"Maaf yah mbak kalo di suatu hari nanti ada seseorang Ucrit yang bertanya2 sampe membuat Mbak mo nangis darah...semoga amal ibadah Mbak2 skalian diterima di sisi-Nya..amin.."
Nah sekarang gue juga jadi gelisah, lah wong di Singapore baru ajah bukan kampusnya UNSW karena mau bersaing dengan Monash yang buka warung di Kuala Lumpur, dan letak kampusnya itu amit2 deketnya sama rumah gue, jalan kaki paling 15 menit doank *mo pingsan lagi*
Sementara itu gue juga benernya lagi menimbang, mengukur dan me-apa lagi yak? hihihi...buat balik lagi tinggal di Sydney..yang menjadi pokok permasalahan adalah yang si Ucrit maksud itu UNSW mana yah? Ostrali apa Singapore? *gigit2 notbuk*
Kalo menilik ego dan gengsinya si ucrit sih pasti ostrali...tapi kalo ortunya found out bahwa ada UNSW di Singapore, trus mikir di Singapore kan ada gue dan lebih ekonomis, gimane donsks? *pucat pasi*
Sedangkan gue juga harus mengambil keputusan dalam waktu yang sesingkat2nya apakah gue mo menetap di Spore apa pindah ke Sydney lagi? *Tambah panik*
Duhh ada2 ajah deh idup gue ini *sigh* met wiken yah semuanya....hayo pe er buat wiken tebak2 buah manggis, UNSW Ostrali apa Singapore? *meringis panik*

Ada Apa dengan Cinta

Nama guwe flona, bukan Cinta waakkakakakakkakak.....
Dan gue mo cerita tentang pelem bukan guwe..kalo cerita tentang guwe judule ada apa dengan flona donks? huahahhauhaaha...
Btw...akhirnya tuh pelem yang udah gue beli dari jaman kuda gigit besi, dan nangkring di rak cd gue....gue tonton juga....
Gue baru tau itu yang namanya Nicholas Saputra ternyata emang guanteng abis *kamdut*
Sayang baru tau sekarang *lohhh....emang kalo tau dari dulu nape ye?*
Tapi koq actingnya si Dian Sastro di situ agak sedikit garing ya? Apa emang gayanya dia begitu? Kayak Matthias Muchus kan garing banget tuw (wadoh ketahuan deh gue produk taon berape *blush*)...perasaan si Mas Muchus itu mutsinya aktingnya kan menyatu kan..tapi tiap kali gue nonton, kayanya koq actingnya garing, gak ada penghayatan, dan agak maksa gitu..dan agak over...duh maaf yah Mas Muchus *sok kenal*...Gue gak pernah punya masalah dengan aktor lain, cuma dia seorang ajah kayanya....
Hmm itu si Nicholas Saputra tergila2 sama buku "Aku", trusan pas si Cinta nyari tuh buku ke Gramedia, gue kaget, kok pengarangnya Syuman Djaya sih? bukane itu sajaknya Rendra? Gue sampe muter2 kepala gue penasaran buat ngeliat sampulnya tuh buku *blush*, yang ternyata emang Syuman Djaya *sigh* ada Rendra-nya siy...tapi tetep ajeh gue kaga ngerti...kok bisa Syuman Djaya, ada yang punya bukunya gak? Pinjem donks *senyum manis*
Btw gara2 nonton tuh pelem, gue jadi inget dipinjemin satu buku kumpulan puisi berbahasa Inggris dari seseorang yang selalu menunggu gue di kampus pagi2, tapi gue selalu ngibrit buat menghindari diri dari doski *blush* yang masih nangkring di rak buku rumah gue di Jakarta...Ke manain yeee tuh orang?
Eh bukannye gue kangen, tapi gue kan musti ngembaliin tuh buku ke doski ye gakkkk?

Masih Seputar Rumah Sakit

Hmm sekedar update, gue kan penasaran berat tuh sama hasil cupping kemaren. Karena abis cupping dokternya bilang,"Wow this spot is very bad, very black".
Nah gue kan jadi penasaran tuh...jadi pas malem gue pulang, langsung gue nyari kaca, ternyata bener yang satu itu item banged...tadinya mo gue poto dan posting tapi menimbang, mengukur dan mengingat sesuatu dan lain hal *caelah kayak pejabat* akhirnya:
1.Siapa yang mo gue suruh motoin gue? Nunik? weleh...
2.Kalo gue post di blog, ntar bisa jadi parnografi kaga siy? Ntar gue diuber2 Rhoma Irama juga lagi, kayak Inul *sok tenar* hihihiih
Btw...beberapa hari yang lalu, pagi dinihari jam 1.30qm gitu, gue melarikan diri gue lagi ke rumah sakit, karena perut gue kembung banget, dan sesak napas...biasa lah maag gue kumat...jadi dengan jalan tertatih2, di malam yang sesunyi ini, aku sendiri..*nyanyi* hihihihi...sambil mikir nyampe kaga ye gue ke mobil?
Perasaan di rumah yang baru ini jarak dari blok gue ke tempat parkir tuw jauh ajeh...tiap kali gue mikir kalo gue kena serangan jantung kayanya bisa mati duluan di playground kali ya? hihihiihih...
Okeh singkat cerita sampailah gue di Gleneagles hospital (Rumah sakit langganan gue kalo malem gue kumat...), sesampainya di sono, sperti biasa gue ke Unit Gawat Darurat donks, sambil bertanya2 dalam hati kali ini gue dapet dokter yang mane ya... pas susternya ngubek2 record gue dan dia cuma naruh 1 lembar kartu..yah sudahlah, gue tau nasib gue, bahwa gue gak bakalan dapet dokter yang super duper cute ituw...
Sebel lah guwe....maksud gue bukan karena kaga dapet dokter cute, tapi ntar dokternya pasti nanya2 sejarah penyakit gue dari mula lagi, kan bete tuhhh...
Waktu dokternya keluar, jig...kok kaya guru math gue waktu SMP yang dibenci oleh satu sekolahan ya? Tambah patah semangat lah guwe...mane orangnya cuek lagi...sebel banget deh...tapi untung obatnya manjur, kalo kaga kan gue dobel bete tuw....

Acupuncture

Gue baru balik dari rumah sakit nih, doing acupuncture *bangga*
Pada bingung kan, koq doing acupuncture di rumah sakit? Iya...ceritanya di Raffles Hospital ada bagian Traditional Chinese Medicine-nya...kebetulan temen gue juga berobat ke sono, dan Raffles Hospital adalah rumah sakit keluarga gue *gak nyambung*
Yah gue berasa lebih aman ajah deh kalo ada di bawah hospital, toh at least mereka gak bakalan melakukan malpraktek atau sejenisnya...
Nah kenapa koq acupuncture..benernya gue jiper siy sama itu yang namanya jarum...boro2 acupuncture, lah wong disuntik ajah gue takut *blush* Sejarahnya kenapa gue takut ama jarum, yah gue seumur2 disuntik baru beberapa kali, karena biasanya kalo ada acara suntik bersama di sekolahan, gue selalu gak boleh ikutan ama ortu guwe *blush lagi*
Balik lagi ke soal acupuncture, gue kan punya back pain sama knee pain yang lumayan kronis nih *caelah bahasanya rek* nah gue tuw tadinya nelepon rumah sakit mo doing cupping, itu loh yang gelas dipanasin trus ditelungkupin di badan buat narik angin (fyi gue juga anti sama yang namanya kerokan)..
Seperti gue yang gue dah duga sebelomnya, ternyata sesampainya di rumah sakit, dokternya bilang,"Are you afraid of needle?"
Jrengg...langsung pucatlah muka guwe, lah wong setau guwe jarum acunpuncture itu kan segede gambreng...apalagi setelah nonton pelem Jewel in the Palace...blom nonton ye? Buruan gih nonton *gak nyambung*
Gue jawab,"Of course I'm very afraid of needle, but could I just do cupping instead?" *pasang muka memelas*
Gue dah yakin tuh dokter bakal ngomong kayak gini,"Yeah you can do cupping, but it will be more effective, if you also do acupuncture. My needle is not pain at all, even small kids around 5 years old still can take it".
Yaelah doc, gue di-ceng-in gitu sama anak 5 tahun *malu* trus doctornya nyambung lagi,"How about I insert 1 needle, then you see whether you can take the pain or not.."
Weleh si doctornya tau caranya buat meluluhkan hati orang euy...yah sudah, I take the challenge...dan ternyata sodara sodari, yang di punggung waktu di-insert sih kaga sakit..tapi waktu dicabut berasa kayak digigit semut, tapi yang di lutut, weleh gue kan gak berani ngeliat..waktu di-insert sakit euy..tapi waktu dicabut kaga berasa *lega*
Tapi waktu lutut gue di-acupuncture ye...trus dokternya masuh kayak bawa lisong gituw jreng....gue pikir loh koq nih dokter bawa lisong (=cerutu), gue celangak celinguk koq gak bawa kembang 7 rupa yak? wakkakakkaka...Dia niup2 tuh lisong, dan gue realise ternyata itu bukan lisong tapi arang *gasp*
Yeee gue panik donk, masa sih lutut gue mau disundut pake areng? Perasaan yang musti disundut itu biasanya kutil bukan? Dan lutut gue kan kaga ada kutilnye *bingung* ternyata dia bukan nyundut, melainkan cuma ngambil panasnya doank buat manasin daerah sekitar jarum2 di lutut gue *lega*
Weleh serem ajeh deh petualangan gue hari ini...tapi gue bakal balik lagi loh minggu depan *bangga*

Anjrittt

Waktu selasa kemaren gue abis ketemuan ama client gue di Paragon, trus gue nyeberang sebentar ke Takashimaya, judulnya mau ke kantor pos...eh beneran loh mo ke kantor Pos, di Takshimaya ada kantor pos koq lantai 4.
Nah waktu gue baru masuk di lantai satu, sambil ngobrol ama temen gue di hp, eh gue ngeliat sosok yang lumayan gue kenal, temen sekolah gue ternyata, kita satu skolahan sejak SMP sampai SMA, nah gue dadah2in dia, karena toh gue masih nyangkut di hp.
Pas gue dah matiin hp, dia langsung bilang,"Oh elo di sini toh".
Gue,"Iya, elo di mane?"
Dia,"Oh gue di Jakarta, kerja di mana elo di sini?"
Gue,"Oh gue buka company sendiri".
Anjrit...langsung loh nada bicaranya berubah begitu denger jawaban gue, kayak rada sinis geto, trus dia bilang,"Oh company apa?"
Nah ini pertanyaan yang selalu sulit gue jawab, karena gue kan emank bergerak di bidang yang sangat spesifik marketnya, alias niche market, jadi banyak orang kaga tau trade gue itu ape...nah gue bilang,"Hmm itu gue yang ngebantuin orang ngirimin surat dalam jumlah puluhan ribu.."
Dengan nada mantep dan penuh kemenangan plus sinis juga,"Ohhh elo yang naroh junk mail di kotak surat itu ya?"
Gue,"Bukan lah yauuu...susah deh ngejelasine...hmm gini..kalo elo beli kosmetik tuh kan biasanya mereka offer membership, nah tiap mereka launch product baru, gue yang ngirim newsletter ato postcard gituannya deh...kan jumlahnya banyak tuh, kalo dikerjain in house bakalan jadi jarum dalam jerami kan..."
Die tambah bo kam guan,"Ohhh....bisnis di sini kan lebih gampang daripada di indo kan ye?"
Gue," Elo coba ajeh sendiri...kalo tahan 6 bulan, gue salut deh ama elo..."
Die,"Emang masalahnye di mane?"
Gue,"Customernya demanding.."
Die,"Oh itu mah gampang..."
Dalam hati gue t*^ kucing lah....kenapa juga elo gak nyoba buka bisnis di sini???
Die lagi,"Emamg pegawe elo berapa?"
Gue,"20-an lah.."
masih shock dengan jawaban gue dia jawab,"Oh gede donk..."
Emank lo pikir gue kerjain sendiri ape kerjaan gue?? Dah tau suratnya puluhan ribu yang musti gue kerjain..Dogol banget siyy...
Gue,"Lo lagi liburan di sini? Tinggal di mane?"
Die dengan gaya sengaknya,"Oh gue lagi transit abis dari liburan 1 bulan di amrik, sekalian ini ngajak anak gue ke dokter...gue tinggal di Meritus Mandarin.."
Gue concern,"Emang anak lo kenape?"
Die,"Oh cuma batuk doank sih.."
Anjrit...apa maksudnya nanya2 gue pake nada kayak gituw...kalo dia bisa liburan 1 bulan ke amrik , trus anaknya cuma batuk pake acara ke singapore buat ke dokter, masa gue gak boleh punya company di Singapore?
Nih orang emank dari dulu kayanya punya ganjelan ama gue gitu...kayak gue numpang hidup ajeh deh ama die...ihhhh...perasaan gue gak pernah berbuat sesuatu yang merugikan dia deh...napa juga dia begitu ama guwe?
Ihhh....Merusak hari gue ajehhhhh dehhhh....ihhhhh..abis itu gue mulai gatel2 deh seluruh badan gue....
Met wiken everybody...bete surete dehhh *ngutip Bunda Shafiya*

Bumi Gonjang Ganjing

Yesterday another earthquake, this time in Jakarta. They said the epicentrum is in the Sunda Straits, so the impact is in Jakarta lah yauuuu....
But so far afer cross check with all the sources, only my friend whose office in harmony could feel the quake, she said she ran out of her office, coz she felt a bad movement...
Hmm it reminds me when I was still in Jakarta a few years back, wadoh...approximately 10 years back man...*sigh* I ever experienced 2 earthquakes.
One is when I was driving on that highway, what's the name ya? Tol dalam kota itu lah..the one which price is..wadoh..how much...hmm may be now is around 4000 rupiah?
I was somewhere near Jelambar, suddenly I felt, ehh how come I felt my car shaking?
Then I saw everybody stopped by the highway, and of course I stopped also, then I felt the quake lah for a while *sigh*
The other one when I was attending Christmas Concert by Twilight Orchestra in Hotel Mulia, Senayan, together with my best friend, suddenly the room was shaken, the chandelier started to sway around, and almost everyone ran out of the ballroom.
Meanwhile the music still played, and the MC that nite was Becky Tumewu, stayed cool, and tried to calm the audiences down..
Reminded me of the Titanic Movie....that part, the music still keep on playing even though the ship was sinking *sigh*

Edaaannnnn

Oalah, piye iki?
Middle East start to fight against each other again, meanwhile there was a tsunami in our country again *sigh*
What happpened nah? *Thai style*

Science and Technology Minister Kusmayanto Kadiman said Indonesia received the bulletins 45 minutes before the tsunami hit but did not announce them because they did not want to cause unnecessary alarm.

"If it (the tsunami) did not occur, what would have happened?" he told reporters in Jakarta, noting that there was no effective way to spread a warning without a system of sirens or alarms in place.
From www.asiaone.com

I don't know is he a clown or a minister?
How can a clown become a minister? *sigh*
Just bring shame to our beloved country *geregetan*
I think Srimulat still have a healthy mind compare to this joker *dobel sebel*
Sangat Bodoh *Kayak Sun Go Kong*

GPS

After mixing around with my friends the last two trips back to Indonesia plus additional my friends' friend (nah loh bingung kan?), I become more and more famous as a GPS.
Don't know what GPS is? The Global Positioning System, usually called GPS, is the only fully-functional satellite navigation system. A constellation of more than two dozen GPS satellites broadcasts precise timing signals by radio to GPS receivers, allowing them to accurately determine their location.
Nah starting when I was in Jakarta, my friend who's GPS also quite good and she's a damn good driver also, has to ask me to lead the way from Greenville to Pondok Indah *sigh* At that moment I don't know who's staying in Jakarta, and who's already out of Jakarta for 9 years *blush*
When my compatriot was in Singapore, we were playing together with her friends who were also invited to her wedding in Bali, and the husband was an army before, when it's time to find the car or wanna move around shopping center, the GPS tracker is also me *sigh*
When my compatriot comfronted her friend which was in the army before,"Eh I thought, you army are supposed to know about direction very well?"
He rebutt,"Yeah that one in jungle, but not in concrete jungle like this.."
Dogol banged yah jawabannye, jangan2 bekas srimulat hihihihihihih
The most kamdut among all is when we were in Bali, the 2 nites before the wedding suddenly I received a call from one of compatriot asked me the direction to Uluwatu Resort *pingsan* which at the end, I spoke to the driver and lead him thru the phone to Uluwatu Resort...alamak, who is Balinese? The driver or me? *gubraks*

Jreeeenggggg....

I finally got a new staff *lega* She's also Malaysian, but this time, during the interview, I encouraged her to speak more, and she is very frank with me, said,"My weakness is I don't speak English very well..."
But I appreciate her frankness, I saw her eagerness to try her best to deliver her answer in English, so I accepted her. Hopefully...everything will go with the flow smoothly ya *touch wood*
Let me tell you the story about Malaysian in Singapore, most of them, in the name of "saving money", they usually stay together with their boyfriend...
Ya lah ...of course for me it's a lame excuse...wanna save money then share a room with another girl lah...why should sharing a room with boyfriend...well...it's a public secret in here anyway...
And then...this morning I accompanied her to do medical check up (it's the requirement from the government of Singapore when employing foreigner) at my family clinic.
Nah....I was so confused why it took her so long inside the doctor's room, then I asked the nurse....she said got problem...jreng...
And the problem is in the urine test, the result indicated that she might be pregnant *pingsan*
Mampus...my heart beat faster...I don't know what to say to her when she came out *sigh* but the nurse said,"Let her do her urine test one more time lah..."
And she came out from doctor's room *glek* She looked allright, I didn't know whether the doctor had told her about her first test or not, but then she went to toilet to do urine test again.
Luckily the second test appear that she's normal *phew*
Weleh....my life is so colourfull ya? Kayak nano nano *sigh*
Met wiken everybody...

terbang

I've forgotten, once upon a time, I was really crazy towards this songs...*joged2*
See, all of them still have "tjoeloen" face huahuhahahauhauahaa...
Duh, this songs made me wanna go clubbing *blush*
I miss Cafe Jalan Jalan...*Mental anak Trisakti-nye kumat*
I miss FTI Canteen, inclusive the vendor and mas-mas tukang photocopy *gak mutu*
I miss Trisakti Bazaar, especially Roti Bakar Bang Eddy *yummm*
I miss watching Mechanical Engineering student tawuran *loohhh???*
I miss cuci mata watching Economic Faculty Students *weleh*
I miss all my ex-boyfriends *waaaaaaaa*

Berubah

*Kayak Megaloman*
Do you think Miss World Contestants will have a pure heart and really concerns about humanity, even though they final speech is always,"My dream is having the world in peace" ?
Do you really think all the people who works in United Nation always have a high concern of human rights?
Nah, Why should I? From this moment *nyanyi* ahak..ahakz...I will try my best to put my needs above all other people, if not, everybody will stomp (eh stomp loh, not step anymore ) onto my basic human right *sebel*
As for Nunik, I've told her,"Sorry I can't release you at the end of this month"
Do you think what? I've already suffered for this nearly 2 years, juz because I'm holding my believe in not exchanging her, as I concerned so much about her wellbeing if I did so, then suddenly, I have to fulfill her dream? *no way man*
It has to be fair and square lah....she signed on for 2 years contract, let's face it lah..you think I'm her mother or sister or what?
*sigh*
Anyway....

Anjiiiirrrrr

Now I understand, why in Japan people usually commit suicide on Monday *manggut-manggut*
Imagine, I worked like a dog, throughout the whole week end, to rush those stupid marathon job, now feel burnt out, and still rushing, deadline today *sigh* Meanwhile I supposed to be in Boot Camp this week, so I let go the boot camp *sebel*
This morning, I was telling Nunik not to put the blue band inside the fridge, then suddenly she said,"Ma'am, anu..kalo boleh saya minta pulang akhir bulan Juli, soalnya anu ma'am saya mau sekolah. Kalo boleh loh ma'am, he he he..."
Anjritttt...Wanna go home at the end of this month and telling me today *sh%t*
I answered,"Loh, gimana sih kamu, kok ngasih taunya tiba2 gitu, mustinya dari jauh2 hari donk...yah udah ntar saya pikirin gimana..."
Nahh..now wanna play naughty or just release her, anyway it's the moment that I've been waiting for...but if she went home before I got replacement, How's Max? *sigh*
Another one, I arrived at the office, and the clown is here *sigh, when I asked her,"Eh why you Saturday never come ar?"
She said,"Oh last saturday meh? I thought this coming Saturday.."
*pingsan*
Oalah, What's thing I've done wrong until I have to face all those idiotic people in my life?? Apa pepatah "Anak Sabar disayang Tuhan" is not valid anymore? Then I have to become bad girl???

Marathon

Got new client, preparing for their marathon event which will occur at the end of the year. Doing this job, make me feel like I'm doing more than marathon, right now.
If people do marathon only in 1 days, my case, never ending marathon until that marathon event more than finished *sigh*
What a life...
Meanwhile, bujubuneng, I just palnned to terminate my clown today, suddenly, jreng....I received sms this morning,"Jie jie, I have a very bad stomach ache, I help you with work later can?"
But until now, I haven't received any further sms, should I called undertaker or mortuary instead? May be she's dead already
happy week end all, I'll be having a night mare thru the week end...

Clowns

Surprise surprise, those 2 clowns are in my office today, I'd never expected the elder clown to come in, since she said she had job interview before...Her skin quite thick ya...*sigh*
They are louder than before *sigh* just like class wihtout teacher, but actually only consists of 2 clowns *sigh* Ntar kalo spaneng gue naek, gue lempar golok deh ke ruang sebelah *nyengir*
They were browsing thru job vacancy in the newspaper, aha..I wish them all the best lah, with that type of attitude problems *sigh* They put me as referee, I feel bad *sigh*
Anyway, I've been addicted to Kapal Api 3 in 1 version already *sigh* Even though the first time I said it was too sweet, but when I drink it whille it hot, Wadoh can make me fly to 7th heaven *sigh*
The bad news is today is my last pack *sigh* but no wories lah at home still have the coffee, so I have to mix and match for next few days, but if that one finish, how ya? *hiks*

*ssh*l*

It's been a public secret that shouldn't hire a family member inside your company or you gonna be in trouble. True enough, those 2 *ssh*l* sisters really *ssh*l* *loh??kok jadi kayak smurf language yak? hihihiihih*
I put the elder sista in my client's place to help out my other 2 staffs which are having assignments down there, and this old *ssh*l* told me that my other 2 staffs have attitude problems, meanwhile my 2 staffs said she is an *ssh*l* which I believe she is the one *sigh*
I have terminated the elder one, based on her request, she couldn't work in such working environment, so I wish her all the best for her future lah...
Meanwhile the young *ssh*l* stay put in my office, 3 weeks ago, about Wed, I was outside having meeting, she sms-ed me said,"Jie jie, I'm very sick, feel uncomfortable, can you faster come back to office, please?"
Worried about her, I dashed all the way back to the office, and drove like crazy to send her home, and on the way, I asked her if she wanted to see a doctor forst before I sent her home, but she said she doesn't like seeing a doctor. I was still naive enough to believe her, after that on Thursday she didn't come, I tried to reached her in her 2 handphone number, but couldn't get thru, so I asked her elder sister, the elder sister said, she was better may be went out with the brother...What an *ssh*l* On Friday I received an sms saying she vomited blood, so she can't come to work *sigh* I was hoping receiving another sms saying she died, but never received *sigh*
But I still sent sms to her saying no need to come back to work til monday, and after that on the Wednesday, again she told me could she have a half day leave coz her friend was admitted to the hospital, I granted her the leave, but the next day she said she had a terrible stomach ache, she couldn't come to work.
I was expecting she wouldn't come on Friday, I received sms in the morning said,"Jie jie my stomach is in deep pain.."
I didn't reply, till around 11 then she sent another sms saying,"Jie jie where are you? I can not tahan already..."
Then I called her to find that actually she came to the office, I asked her to hang on, coz I was somewhere near the office. When I arrived, I purposedly acting very panick, didn't give her the salary, and told her,"Are you allright? can you go home by youself? Coz I'll be having a meeting soon, should I get you a taxi?
She said,"No, I can go home myself.."
Then last Sunday I received sms again,"Jie jie I'm going to Malaysia with my parents, will be back on Monday nite."
I have expected I will receive another sms saying that today she can't come to work, true enough, this morning there is sms from her,"Jie jie, I reached Singapore 4 am, so I'm very tired can't come to work..."
Bloody *ssh%l@, I would be still kind enough to let you work till this week end, next week, I don't wanna see your face anymore, get lost from my company...she thinks her father own this company, ape?
I remember very clearly when I was helping my dad in his company, I'd never had such behaviour...ah..young punk, is it moral degradation for younger generations?

The Series of Unfortunate Events (Part 5)

Tentu aje masih ada part 5 *nyengir* Gue kan tiap kali pergi selalu do last minutes packing, nah sebelom ke Bali, gue dah mati2an ngingetin diri gue sendiri buat nyoba baju pesta gue sebelum gue pergi.
Nah pas gue nyoba ternyata belahannya terlalu rendah, yang gue pikir gak pantes buat dipake di Indo lah ya, karena dah last minutes banget, gue langsung grab gaun gue yang laen, yang gue yakin sangat amat aman skali...
Pas di wedding *sigh*, gue kan jadi saksi tuh, jadi harus ada acara tanda tangan segala...jrenggg....mejanya rendah banged lagi *sigh*...dan gue baru realised ternyata gue lost in size, dan gaun gue jadi melorot dengan mudah, apalagi gue musti tanda tangan sesuatu di meja yang pantes jadi coffee table *sigh* waaaaaaa....terjadilah hal itu gue yakin wardrobe malfunction *blush*
Ternyata di Indo kalo jadi saksi itu tanda tangan dua kali ya, weleh yang satu buat church certificate yang satu buat civil certificate, yang kedua kali tentu saja gue berusaha sebaik2nya buat gak nunduk, tapi cuma nekuk lutut gue ajeh, jreng....tetep ajeh melorot....
Jadi sampe sekarang gue tetep deg2an buat hasil video-nya, mengingat temen gue itu from big family....mampoes lah gue...waktu gue ceritain masalah ini sama sobat baek gue, katanya,"Yah udah flo, skali2 amal...Janet Jackson ajah muncul di national tv, elo kan cuma diliat ama keluarga besarnya temen elo"
Gubraks....
Have a nice week end deh ye....

The Series of Unfortunate Events (Part 4)

Can't wait for another series ya? *wicked smile* Of course still have, don't worry, can be made to serial drama I guess *wink*
I was staying at Grand Hyatt Nusa Dua during my stay in Bali together with my friend's guest, and supposed to check out on Sunday (which is the wedding day), moved to Uluwatu Resort (coz the wedding was in Villa Istana, Uluwatu).
On Sunday, we (me and the Singaporean Couple) supposed to have spa, then a bit of shopping in Denpasar, but then since my partner in crime wanted to brigg her daughter to swim at our hotel, so I didn't join the spa session, which was at Martha Tilaar, Seminyak.
So after they finished spa, we checked out, but the car couldn't carry all of us, so we had to leave to luggage behind. The plan was went down Denpasar to have lunch, then a bit of shopping, alighted my partner in crime's wife and baby sitter at their house, then picked up the luggages, proceed to Uluwatu.
But we didn't have enough time, after lunch, we separated at the junction of Uluwatu and Nusa Dua, meanwhile the guys took taxi to Uluwatu, and the girls went back to Nusa Dua to pick up the luggages, and the car was riven by Mrs. partner in crime.
I was so worried I couldn't make it on time, till I thought:
1. I asked mrs. partner in crime to stay aside to give me drive her car
2. I just rushed down to wedding venue with short and t-shirt as a witness and after that I changed to my party gown.
Mrs. partner in crime is not a good driver, and for you who has been to Uluwatu, the road is winding and hilly *sigh* She was not brave enough to speed and overtook people *sigh*
I was very stress, then I started to put on make up inside the car, luckily all the make up looked right, not out of shape *sigh* Arriving at Uluwatu Resort, I just dumped my luggage in the reception, and took my party gown, ran to the toilet to change, and rushed by my partner in crime to the wedding venue.
By the time I arrived there, the music just started, the groom walked down the aisle, meanwhile everybody was saying the bride was worried about me, so I dashed thru all the in laws and brother asking where was the bride. Coz when the music finished the bride had not come out *jrenggg...*
So I also became the center of attraction, coz I arrived when the groom was walking down the aisle, while I was panick looking for the bride *sigh*
So I just left message to the people who's looking for the brides, to tell the bride I'd arrived at the scene...
Finally the bride came out with the father *phew* and I tried my best to stand at the spot where she could see me clearly *sigh*
Very very lucky I coould make it on time *phew*

The Series of Unfortunate Events (Part 3)

When I was in Bali I dropped my handphone into the water. I'd tried my best to dry up my handphone as soon as possible, but then my flash light couldn't go off, my camera at the end couldn't function *sigh*
So yesterday I went to Sonyericsson to repair it, they said it has corrosion, so after my handphone repaired the warranty will be void *sigh*
Being handphoneless, I browsed around to look for new handphone, but considering my shopping budget has been burst badly, but on the other hand I really want to get XDA atom. But after careful consideration and search, finally I found a good deal from Singtel, to get another Sonyericsson, luckily my number had been eligible to get that plan, so now I have new handphone *yay*

The Series of Unfortunate Events (Part 2)

Yesterday I forgot to write down Part 1 in the title, coz it's a series, so a lot of series of course *grin* Nah, in Bali I was meeting one of my partner in crime when I was still in Sydney, he and his wife provided a lots of help and warm service thru our stay in Bali. Allow me to extend my sincere thanks to both of you, I will never forget both of your kindness during my stay in Bali.
Anyway he has a baby girl now, 13 months, very cute, so far this is the second baby that willingly stuck to me, besides my cousin's son *sigh* (yupe, most baby and small kids doesn't like me *evil smile*). So on Sunday before we moved to Uluwatu, he brought his baby and wife to swim in Grand Hyatt Nusa Dua. Unfortunately the wife can't swim, so I become his surrogate wife in the swimming pool, helping him overseeing his daughter.
Yupe everybody stared at us, as though we were a very happy family *sigh* I look that old, huh? *deep sigh* Anyway I have no experience in handling the baby, especially in the swimming pool, some more my crazy friend, didn't put any floating devices on his daughter body, so I was more worried.
So practically I couldn't really swim, coz I was busy playing with his daughter, and take turn handling his daughter, at the end, I knocked my knee against the swimming pool staircase, so I have a very huge bruise on my left knee with the size of tennis ball, which of course still very pain until now *sigh*
Happy week end everyone, the story continues on Monday *grin*

The Series of Unfortunate Events (Part 1)

*Deep Sigh* Started from departure to Bali, At the check-in counter, the staff said,"Umm sorry ma'am, I can't find your name in the passenger list. Never mind I'll check from your reservation code".
Jrengg....she said again,"Under your reservation code it's also empty. Did you redeem your ticket?"
Me,"Yes, I redeemed".
Her,"Did you confirm?".
Me,"No, coz usually no need to confirmation".
Her,"Well, let's go to the ticketing office and checked from there..."
Me,"Is there anything you could help? It's my friend's wedding and I'm the witness.." *still cool and not lying though but the thing is the wedding ring is with me*
Jreng....the ticketing office and the check in counter quite far...*sigh* Arrived there, the staff at the counter said,"Sorry ma'am there is no reservation under your name, what you could do is either called the Krisflyer office and I don't think you could get this flight or bought another ticket for this flight."
Me,"Mmm it's quite strange why I have to call Krisflyer, while I'm standing in Singapore Airlines office here?"
Her,"Well, our office here not online ma'am, sorry.."
Not having enough energy to argue, I called the Krisflyer office, luckily was picked up quite fast, and they said the same, either I bought the ticket or redeem for next flight. Considering I had 2 Singaporean as a guests, so I had no choice but bought the ticket over the counter, luckily the price was not sky high *phew*
But she said the registration would be closed in 5 minutes, so she was quite under pressured to do my ticket, and she told me to run to the closest counter, which Raffles Class counter to check in and cut the queue.
So I did what she told me, I run to the Raffles Class counter the Ang Moh (=bule) there, was not happy with me for cutting the queue, but I said,"I'm terribly sorry it's emergency..."
Arrived there, the uncle also quite ya - ya (=belagu),"You don't suppose to come here you know, it;s Raffles Class".
Me,"I was told to do so, can you please help me to do it as soon as possible? Coz the registration closed very soon.."
He,"By right the staff have to accompany you here, you know..."
Aiyoh bloody uncle, you want a slap or 2 slaps? *sigh* that's by right lah...now is by left what? *sigh* I just ddidn't care, and he was still trying to called the office, finally he got thru the supervisor, which acknowledge my situation, and the uncle still said to the supervisor,"Why didn't you tell me about this case?"
Anjirrrrrr....that uncle still bo kam guan (= not satisfied), but finally everything settled, luckily my bagage could be hand carried, coz not big, and we had to run to the gate...Feel paiseh (=not nice) to my 2 guests though, thanks for the great help friend *phew*

Deep Condolescence

What else can beat the things that I'm doing now, a cup of Kapal Api Coffee (the 3 in 1 version, but too bad it's too sweet *bah* don't want to think tat I might get panick attack after the coffe lah, what the heck...just enjoy what I can now...), listening to Kenangan Terindah by Samson, and reading Femina (even though lotsa works to do, if necessary I won't pick up the phone until I finished my coffee or magazine..aiyah...what the heck, relax first lah)...wow this what I called perfect life *senyum puas*
Ever since I moved to Singapore, I'm very weak, easily fall sick. Clinic is my hang out place, at least once a month I fall sick, even during bad time, can be weekly visit *blush*
Because of that frequent visits, of course I make new friend, either with the nurse outside and the doctor *blush* The nurse so concern about me, until she offered me to become her god daughter, which I accept happily...
Yesterday I visited the clinic, nope I'm not sick this time, just having so much fun, can not be sick lah ya *nyengir*...I need to get a medical certificate from the doctor to get my license (keep on guessing friends what license I'm applying....not license to kill lah of course...wakakakkaka). By the time I arrived in the clinic, I didn't see my God mother, I felt something must had gone wrong, so I asked the other nurse, true enough, her husband passed away *sad*
Her husband had been battling for colon cancer since last year, and ever since she lost a lot of weight. I knew before I left for Jakarta, her husband condition was getting worse, but I've never expected it would be so fast....
Last nite I went to the Catholic Church in Bukit Batok to gave my last respect to the husband. That church ever been featured in the newspaper for its renovation which was done very nicely. Yupe the church complex is very impressive, but very dark, and of course my heart beat very fast when I was wandering around the church to find the hall *sigh* Scared lahhhh yauuu....
When I saw my God mother, she even lost more weight, and she told me,"I felt like half of my body died also, We always do things together, I have already missed him so much, I don't know what to do after this..."
Jreng.....I don't know what to say *sigh* I can feel the sadness that she feels...Hope you'll be doing allright God mom....take care...

Wedding Aftermath

I feel all my body disintegrated, rontok boooo....
Imagine 2 weddings in 2 weeks, had to travel to Indonesia *sigh*
Last week, after came back from Jakarta (with many staying out till early morning during my stay in Jakarta), the next day met Bunda Shafiya, we hung out at Jalan Kayu to eat Roti Prata, till 12 something, it was a pleasure to meet Mbak Rosa and husband, too bad Shafiya not coming along with us, I'm waiting for your next visit though *smile*
The next day meet my other friend coming from Jakarta, picked her up @ Toy's R Us during the closing time, and hung out in Tiong Bahru market, continued to my house till 2 am, then sent her back to hotel.
Of course Bali, another story of staying alive till wee hours *nyengir* and lotsa fun, shouts, laughters etc...etc...
Now, holiday hang over, blues, tired, sleepy, but lotsa works to do, miss all my gank already *sigh*
Best of all now I speak with Balinese accent *sigh*
Tomorrow one of my gank will be here for a week, so tonite better catch up my beauty sleep, still look like Panda from the beach though

Samsons - Kenangan Terindah

Hi All, I'm back I'm so bloody crazy with this song