Birthday Prank

Of course it's not mine....Lah wong buaya, masa mau dikadalin? *senyum licix*
Jadi inget flatmate gue, Megumi, waktu di Sydney, yang mo bikin birthday prank buat guwe, eh malah backfire waakakkakaka.... ada Agnes jugs dehhh...Nyes..jangan senyum2 sendiri yeee wakakkakaka...inget Bangkok taun kemaren Nyess? *senyum puas* wakakakakka...
Back to the story deh...hari jumat kemaren kan temen gue ultah, gue dah wanti2 CC buat gak nelepon doski....dan waktu hari rabu doski sms ke gue,"Can I borrow your Kinokuniya Card and shopping together?"
Weleh koq sms-nya bunyinya gak enak yak? wakakakka..ketahuan deh gue punya Kinokuniya Card....*blush*
gue jawab,"Of course you can lah..."
doski,"when ah?"
gue,"Sat lah".
he,"fri can?"
gue,"sorry can not.."
he,"how about thu?"
gue,"sorry got class..."
he,"ok lah sat loh...what time arr?"
gue,"dinner lah, 7 pm?"
he,"where?"
gue,"Hu Cui Crystal Jade.."
he,"where's that?"
gue,"I'll bring you there lah.."
he,"okay.."
Pas hari sabtu pagi, reserved tempat buat dinner, trusan ke Holland V, ngambil kue, ke Cold Storage Taka beli lilin, trusan ke resto-nya nitip kuwe...
Malemnya sebelum kita jemput, CC udah gue ceramahin, supaya belaga gak ada apa...kalopun dia nyebut dia ultah, belaga cuek ajah ah oh ah oh gitu....
Pas kita jemput, dia juga gak bilank dia ultah....tapi pas lagi jalan ke restonya die bilank,"Eh dinner tonite is on me yaa.."
gue,"can not lah..."
he,"why can not?"
gue,"the reservation is under my name what.."
he,"that doesn't mean anything..."
gue,"if you want to pay, then you have to reserve under your name.."
he,"I can just say that I'm flona mah.."
gue,"you are Aqua meh?" (aqua in Singlish eh hokkian dink...artinya banci-red)
wakakakkaka...dia kalah...
Sampe dalam lagi makan2 trusan tiba2 dia ngomong sendiri,"you know that I'd just turn 34 yesterday?"
gue,"huh? congrats man..." nyalamin dia...
CC,"oh..congrats for you.." nyalamin dia juga...
yah udah abis itu ganti conversation lagi ke yang laen....
Pas udah abis makan...dia nanya,"shall we order dessert here or somewhere else?'
gue,"here also can lah..."
CC bilank," mmm got one dessert very nice here....let flona order.."
yah udah gue bisik2 ama waitressnya, doh itu waitress agak2 dongo..nanya2 berapa lilin pake bahasa chinese lagi..untung tuh victim guwe gak cuneng...
Yah udah pas kuwenya dateng, kita nyanyi happy birthday, mukanya langsung merah...
wakakakka....kena deh die....tadinya dia kira tuh kita pasdia bilank dia ultah hari ini, gue langsung pesen kuwe, setelah kita bilank, itu kuwe dah nongkrong di Hu Cui sejak siang2 dia jadi terharu....wakakkakaka...
Ngomongin si Max nih sekarang...max itu campuran antara Daschund dan Pomeranian...benernya dah toilet train, bisa salaman (pake kaki depan kanan), bisa duduk, bisa lie down, bisa terlentang, latest trick bisa ngasih kaki depan kirinya...cuma gara2 Nuniek jadi ngaco pipis sama pup-nya...makanya gue sekolahin...benernya tuh anjing pinter abies dahh...dan cute abies...tampangnya bisa berubah2 tergantung model rambutnya...sekarang lagi tampang mini golden retriver, soalnya bulunya baru numbuh dari abis dibotakin kemaren dan warnanya coklat...hehehehhe...
Ganti topik...bom Bali, dari kemaren kan udah disiarin di tipi tuh tersangka suicide bombernya...nah liat ajeh 3 kepala itu, gak merem kan matinya? kalo matinya untuk niat yang tulus mustinya wajahnya damai donk...apalagi yang satu itu matanya melotot gitu...apa bener itu dia bakalan dapet reward setelah mati?
Last but not least..selamat menjalankan ibadah puasa buat temen2 yang menjalankan, semoga Amal Ibadahnya diterima oleh Allah SWT ya...