sakaaaaauuwwwwww

Yellow everybody *nyengir* Thank you for missing me so much *pe de abies* I think I'm under cursed or something, because I can't login to blogger through my pc in the office *be te* Meanwhile I've sworn that I won't log into the computer at home, unless unavoidable, eg. for playing online game *lohhhh????*
Well, now I'm using the other pc in the next room though...so I have a chance to update my blog...yeah yeah it's only next room, but you know laziness speak louder than walking to the other room *nyari alasaaaaaannn*
Anyway, I've quit drinking coffee for quite sometime, even though sometimes I could have withdrawal symtom, which usually I compromise by trying to get decaf coffee, even though I know it tastes sucks...
Until last year I guess, I was in Hero Supermarket (Jakarta of course..), and passed by the coffee and tea row. I started to take Teh Botol, Teh 2 Tangs tea leaves (well Indonesian jasmine tea, emang kaga ada matinye cink....., and without realising I also took some Kopi Kapal Api and put into my shopping basket *bukan ngutil lah yauuuuuuuuu*
So when I sniffed the Kopi Kapal Api, suddenly all my safe guard loosen up, so I get hooked again to coffee, even though I complaint the 3 in 1 version was too sweet, and regardless I would get worse palpitation after I drink coffee, especially Indonesian Coffee, which could make my palpitation to the extend that I couldn't breathe. But for Kopi Kapal Api, my suffering is worth, but not other coffee though...
Some more...there is one of my beloved supplier *ngelirik cika* who always brought me back Kopi Kapal Api (alias barang laknat) everytime she goes back to Indonesia. I don't know which one I love more, Cika or Kopi Kapal Api *mulai ngelantur*
I've been drinking Kapal Api once a day for quite sometimes, and right now I'm craving liaoooooooo......OMG sakaaaauuuwwww booooooo.....
By the way...I keep mentioning Kapal Api how many time ya? Hmmm I think I should call somebody to ask for endorsement *wicked smile* and if you were that somebody...pleaseeee endorse me yaaaaa or if not....mmmm I know your secret though *ngancem* or if one of you happened to be connected to Hero Supermarket or Teh Botol or Teh 2 Tang, I also don't mind to be endorsed loh.....wakakakakkakakkakka.........
Keto'e aku beneran sakaaaauuuw yo? *blush*
But actually moral of the story I love Indonesia so muuuucccchhhh geto loh....*ngeles*

Menghitung Hari

Hiks...hiks...*sobbing uncontrollably*
I'm not supposed to be in the office this week, just because my gastric problem couple up with stress, so I couldn't go to the camp *sad*
But here I am at 6 o'clock in the morning ....oopss..that one is song yah...let me change to this one....(sing like Mas Katon Bagaskara)

Terpurukku di sini..
Di pojokan ruang kantorku
Bertumpuk kerjaku....
Tak berhenti...

Anyway retreat or no retreat, I'm still counting my days down, somebody is going to be back in town soon *ngelirik somebody yang udah kangen berat ama gue with wicked smile*
Easy...easy mate...not only you, but I'm expecting some of you kok *senyum penuh arti*
Can't wait til week end beibeh

Work Oh work

Why I seems have endless work to do?

Earthquake

This morning I received sms from my friend in Jakarta, asking me whether I could feel the earthquake or not.
I always feel a lots of movement in my office, as my building is the industrial complex, so a lot of heavy duty thingy moving around. So I always feel the shake all the time.
So I logged into Asiaone to check about the latest update, yupe there was an earthquake in Padang *sigh*
I feel terribly sad for our brother and sister there, hopefully they're allright...

Spam Blog

I'm so shocked when I want to update the blog, suddenly the warning came out, saying that

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What have I done wrong? Suddenly thay can just categorise me as a spam blog *sebel*
Finally now can post liao

Bo Ceng Li

It's not about that tenor singer, that one is Andrea Bocelli *plesetan*
Bo Ceng Li means mmm what ya....let me think, mmm not fair....
My recept told me that she met the uncle bo kam guan (=don't want to lose or he always to be number one), my office neighbour with weird behaviour itu lohhh... when she came back from buying lunch.
She said the uncle was talking to his staff saying in Chinese, but let me translate lah ya...
Uncle,"I gave you 1 week holiday for Chinese New Year so I'll deduct your leave or if you don't have any leave left, I'll deduct your pay!"
Well...well...sounds familiar huh? Just like cuti massal (=mass leaves) during Hari Raya in Indonesia...mmm so far I understand that in Singapore there is no such thing as company close for Chinese New Year, then the boss will deduct the leave...this is the first time I heard about that.
Well...he might be influenced by his brother, that has a company in Batam, whereby he supplies all the goods to.
Being wicked, I told my recept,"Eh why don't you said 'My boss doesn't do that leh' in front of them?"
wakakkakakakkaka........tanduk guwe keluar euyyyy

My Heart Cry

Hmmm sounds very melodrama ya? *blush*
By the way, I'm in Hong Kong now, and the hotel provided free internet access from the room, and I bring my laptop with me *yuupppeeeee* So my hands are of course very itchy, want to update my blog, but of course no time for blogwalking....busy bowwwww.... *alasan*
Anyway yesterday, it's been always my ritual to visit this restaurant, by the name of Tay Ping Koon, every time I visited Hong Kong. It's a very old western restaurant, and all the waiters are old uncle as old as my dad, or may be a bit younger.
Tay Ping Koon, always been frequented by the high level of Hong Kong-ers, which you can see from their look and manner. By the way I found this restaurant from the guide to Hong Kong from Femina magazine (Indonesian famous female magazine). The price quite reasonable though...
I was sitting in the corner the most inside, while I was doing people watching, there it was on the other corner, one elderly gentleman, much more older than my dad, sitting by him self, with a straight body, dressed up in a very neat coat and tie.
He gave all the waiter the hong bao (=red packet), and he seemed quite famous there. I didn't know, what's going inside my heart, but my heart started to cry when I saw him. His so well behaved, must be from the very very rich family, but yet there he was sitting by him self, even though he looks quite fragile *sigh*
That situation made me lose my appetite *sigh*
Is it sign of aging? I'm not easily cry with certain occasion, but now my heart become so fragile and soft *sigh* What's happening nah? *Thai Accent*

Tajirr...Bowww

I've already mentioned in a few last postings about how annoying the telemarketer in Singapore is. Nah, a few days ago, I received one call.
She,"Good afternoon may I speak to Flona, please?"
Me,"Yes, speaking".
She,"Oh Hi Ms Flona, my name is XXXXXXX, and I'm calling on behalf of Standard Chartered Bank. I would like to share something to you bla....bla..bla.. (very long, I couldn't get it what she says anyway).....then I have this special offer for you, a Personal loan with a very low interest rate, how does it sound ms Flona?"
Me,"Ouw, thanks for your special offer, I'm not interested in it.."
I hadn't had a chance to finish my line then she cut me off,"Oh, why? It has a very low interest rate..."My blood started to boil and I cut her off also but with a calm tone,"Well, I have ABUNDANCE of MONEY, why should I take your loan?"She answered with a pissed off voice,"Oh Good for you then, good luck.."
I politely answered,"Thanks for your offer..and Happy Chinese New Year"
She hung up...
ABUNDANCE of MONEY? wakakakkakka....tajir bowwww....Amien deh Amien....
Money sih I have, but Abundance...well..if Indonesian Rupiah, have a few millions lah...but Singapore Dollar...weleh....still looking for a spoonful of rice a a big bowl of diamond lah yau...
Anyway wanted to wish you who celebrate a Happy Prosperous Chinese New Year, may you'll be granted with a good health, bright future, and ABUNDANCE of MONEY *wicked smile*
But even though you're not celebrating, no harm to wish you all those wish, just say Amien...May God grant our wish, ya gak? *wink*
Oh ya....I'm in Timbuktu now...and I forgot to bring my handphone...so sorry if I ccan't reply to your sms or attending your call....

V Days

Happy V days everyone, seems that today is the cash cows day for most of the Hotel and F&B industry, and also retail business.
I feel that every special day is getting more commersial as the year passed by, no meaning of celebrating the occasion anymore *be te*
I read in the newspaper the price of Valentine package is getting even crazier each year *sigh* but anyway I'm not going to buy or do anything mah...Valentine's day is just another day, rite? nothing special...
Meanwhile I've been burnt with my workloads *sob sob*
Anyway Happy valentine's day for you all *hugs*

(Un)healthy Eating

Last Friday, worked late in the office, dinner : Pizza Hut Delivery, but anyway the prosperity pizza is very yummy, why don't they put into their regular menu?
Sunday lunch I was in Kuala Lumpur, couldn't decide what to eat, and so many road was closed due to Tour De Langkawi, so I decided to eat Nandos, but I love it...
Evening, started to drive back to Singapore, but it was dinner time when I was in the middle of no where, decided to stop at R&R Ayer Keroh, had A&W *sigh* not nice, that's why they can't survive in Singapore...
What a meal....I've been eating all those junk food these few days *sigh*
Now it's time to exercise....

Dogol

Latest News, Anna Nicole Smith has died boooo *shocked* And because of that it's very hard for me to access my yahoo mail...I think everybody is rushing to yahoo website to read about it *sebel*
Anyway, I was in China Embassy for 2 days to apply visa, yeah I'm going to China again, but this time please pray for me, hope the last incident wouldn't be happened, coz i'll be going with my parents *ngelap keringet*
Being 2 days in the embassy, i witnessed a lot of funny, weird and unique behaviour.
The highest rating is happened during writing down my particular in the application form. There next to me stood a Singaporean lady, accompanied by her friend, which i assumed is a gay.
So the lady asked the friend,"Aiyoh why so troublesome have to fill up so many question?"
Friend,"Aiyah just fill up accordingly lah".
Lady,"Name?"
Friend,"Of course write down your name lah, you think what? write down my name meh?"
I was about to laugh, but anyway not polite mah....
Lady,"Wah got write down chinese name some more.."
Friend,"You're Chinese what! You can just jot down your Chinese name in Chinese Character".
It was even harder for me to hold my laugh *sigh*
Lady,"Handphone number, okaylah....but home number? Aiyoh I don't have phone at my home, how?"
Friend,"Aiyoh at era where got people use their home phone anymore? So outdated meh? Just leave it balnk lah.."
Lady,"Purpose of visit? Aiyoh why they have to make things difficult, so kay poh (=busy body) meh, til I have to write down purpose of visit?"
Friend,"Just said visiting your mistress there lah, they are famous what!"
Wah it was really hard for me to hold my laughter *sigh*
Some Singaporean really could be spoofy like us also ya? wakkakakakakakkakaka.....
happy week end every one

Competition

My parents are here. So there is the competition in having the right to see which programmes *sigh*
Frankly speaking, I'm not a TV person, I'm more to radio person, but then there are some programmes that I like to watch, Indonesian Infotainment (if I didn't forget about it, but most of the times I always forget *blush*) in the morning, and Makan King 2, and I don't know what else lah....
Anyway the Indonesian infortainment I watch it in the morning during my brekkie time, but then, my father like to watch the TVRI at that time, which doing some English lesson *sigh*
So every morning, I tried my best to occupied the tv first (but I always lose *sad*, an even though I win, then my dad will easily said,"Mana remotenya?" then change to TVRI *gondok*).
Last friday, finally I managed to occupy the TV first, but in the middle of the infotainment, my dad said,"Mana remotenya?"
Reluctantly I gave the remote to my Dad, but luckily when he turned to TVRI, hoooraaaayyyyy....no lesson on Friday, so he was dissapointedly returned the remote to me *lompat2*
Actually, when my parents not here I also seldom see the infotainment kok, may be the competition that give me "the kick" in competition kali yak? *senyum manis*

Banjir Euy banjir...

Jakarta is flooding very badly. I feel sad, angry, helpless, etc...
I grew up just in front of Ciputra Mall, between my place and Ciputra Mall is only separated by a river, which was frequently flooded by then also. But after they made a new river thru Pantai Indah Kapuk, the flood have never came back.
But then I just felt upset that people just throw anything to river, treating the river as their rubbish dump, the government have never taken any action against it, never tried to clean up the river as well.
When there is a new housing complex or building is up, has the developer ever considered about the drainage system? Or the government asked the developer about the drainage system? *narik napas*
I used to joke when I was still a small child with my friends, would Jakarta be flooding very badly until reaching the top of Monas?
So far my parents are here in Singapore, my house according to my neighbour is still safe, my aunties are safe. Thanks God.
I have already sms-ed some of you who is staying in Jakarta. Most of you are well, but then there are some that is quite badly affected by the flood. Just one word that I could say, Take care my friend. may be you can stock up some food, for emergency case.

What A "Wonderful" Surprise

I went back home, tired, exhausted from work. Once I came out from the lift and turn to my unit direction, jreng...jreng....surprise...surprise....
Suddenly I saw a laundry hanger installed in front of my neighbour door, which by right is a common corriddor.
Even though it is installed in front of their door, don't you think it damages the esthetique of the common corridor. And also according to Chinese tradition, it's a taboo to stand under the laundry, it will bring bad luck.
For me, there is no way to avoid, because when I take off my shoes before i enter my house, I don't have any choice other than standing under those stupid laundry...
Well..well...it's a bitter sweet experience staying in a pigeon hole (that's how I called a flat) *sigh*

Katro

Tadi ceritanya gue gak nyetir, dan gue benci banget sama supir taksi. Jadi gue naek MRT trus bus menuju kantor.
Di perjalanan, buat ngisi waktu luang gue mulai sms2-an, yah kalo gak kan kasian gue sendirian, bengong2, kalo kesambet gimane? wakakkakakakk...
Btw salah satu yang gue sms adalah partner in crime gue, tentu aja isinya dogol banget donk, dia penasaran, jadi dia nelepon gue...Akan tetapi mengingat status gue (selebriti geto loh *muntah*), gue harus berbicara sehalus mungkin di public donks..walopun partner in crime gue udah ketawa cekakakan, gue berusaha senyum2 manis ajah, of coz gue menderita ajeh...
Nah gue mestinye berenti di Clemeti MRT, tapi sekitaran Clementi itu kan lagi ada upgradin, jadi gue gag gite ngeh, ditambah lagi gue lagi cekakakan sama partner in crime gue, pas mrt-nya jalan lagi, gue baru sadar,"Oh sh*t, I missed my stop".
Mane next stopnya lumayan jaoh lagi *ngelap keringet* sampe di next stop, which is Jurong East, gue musti turun ke bawah buat nyeberang ke platform satunye...mrt-nya masih 3 menit lagi, pas MRT nya sampe, penuh ajeh...tapi apa boleh buat, t~* kambing bulat bulat *senyum manis*
Sesampenya di Clementi, gue musti jalan ke bus interchange, yang isinya tangga melulu *ngelap keringet lagi* nunggu bus kaga dateng2, gue sms ke partner in crime gue,"Kayanya gue kena kutuk nih sama elo".
Gila katro banged gag sih gue pake acara over shoot-an segala *sigh* eh kok gue nulis pake bahasa indo jadi jayus gini ya? Jayus gak siy?

True Blue Singaporean part 2

I was driving in my office building car park. Normally I drive slowly when I'm in the car park, because you'll never know if somebody suddenly came out to cross the road without checking whether there is a car passing by or not, or may be somebody just suddenly came out from the parking lots without checking whether it's clear to go out or not.\
Anyway, this stupid idiot, the car behind me, as usual not patient enough, and this idiot took another lane, which supposed to be reverse way, just to take over me *sigh* And it's a public secret that Singaporean having a habit to speed in the carpark. Which I think it's dangerous to do so...
Till this moment I still can't get what's the meaning of always speed in the carpark? Do they think it's cool to create a sound like the one in the movie? (when you speed and turn, there is that movie sound during the chasing scene)...
Aiyoh, never been beaten by the whole kampung people, have they?

True Blue Singaporean

I was at the bank, was walking to the customer service counter to be exact. Then suddenly, 1 stupid uncle run and hit the customer service desk from my right.
Luckily I was not in the foul mood. If I was nasty, I could just had created a scene there. Too bad I was calm and composed.
What the hell did he think he was doing for? Could he save a lot of his time by cutting me out of the queue?

One Night in Beijing

Did you see America's Next Top Model season 6 if not mistaken. Where the would be winner, Danielle was rushed to the hospital in Bangkok, dued to dehidration?
Nah that thing also happened to me when I was in Beijing last December *blush* I'd never drunk so much water during the flight in my life before. But that day, on the flight to Beijing, I was asking water for so many time from the stewardess. They might found me so agitated for asking so much water, but as usual, I always gave my killer smile when I asked for water donk *blush*
Anyway I'd prepared all the clothing, for the arrival, except, I didn't wear the winter undergarment. But for upper body was well prepared. Around dinner time, I went out to look for dinner in Wang Fu Jing Area (equivalent to Singapore's Orchard Rd), by the time I stepped out from the taxi, the cold strong wind blasted without mercy. So I ran into the nearest building, had dinner, then went around that shopping center which is quite huge. At the end I decided to have a walk outside for a while before heading back to the hotel.
But everything was ready to close as the time had been approaching 10 pm, so I took the taxi back to the hotel. Instead of stopping at the hotel, I stopped at 7 eleven nearby the hotel to buy some mineral water.
On the way back to the hotel, I felt my head was very pain, just like when you drink a very cold drink, and I felt it had to be caused by the cold weather, the temperature was -4 degree, I walked faster to the hotel, looking for warm water at the hotel lounge, but they said they didn't have any.
So I rushed to the room, and made my self a cup of warm sugar water, my heartbeat started to increase, so I called reception to ask for the nearest hospital, but they quoted a Chinese Governemnt Hospital *sigh* I asked whether they knew any Private Hospital, but they said no. I checked my tourist guide book, which I bought from Singapore, and found 3 International clinic, so I decided to go to 1 of them after gave them a ring.
I asked the concierge to talk to the taxi driver after I showed them the address, but they were no helpful *sigh* Luckily the taxi driver was kind enough to call the clinic using his mobile phone. And I asked him how far was it, he said 15 to 20 mins.
Inside my heart, I told my self, I had to fight, I must not die this way in Beijing. Arriving in the clinic, Oh My God, the doctor English was not even fluent, when I spoke to him, I had to repeat a few times *sigh*
He asked me to take a medicine, but I asked him what's that for, he said to reduce my heart rate, but after I took, my condition was worsened, my heart beat increased tremendously, I started to shiver because I felt even colder than before, and I developed spasm on my feet (Kaki gue keram geto loh).
Of course I was worried, I said in tears,"Why am I getting worse? Doesn't it should have been tamed by your medicine?"
He decided to out me on drip, but the nurse couldn't find my vein *sigh* Finally he asked he nurse to make the sodium solution water (=oralit) for me, and asked me to take one more of the same medicine.
Being hopeless, I just took the medicine, I thought,"Aiyah, already worsened, die die lah, don't care..."
After that the nurse did the ECG checked on me, and everything was allright. So I was discharged. The next day, I got a very bad diarrhea, until I didn't have anything to be discharged anymore *sigh* while on the other hand I didn't have appetite to eat anything.
So I decided to book a flight back to Singapore in the afternoon, luckily, I managed to do so. And the 6 hours flying back to singapore was quite a torture for me *sigh* Of course I visited my doctor the next day after I arived, and according to her, I was dehydrated. Aiyoh...reminds me of Danielle *blush*
It reminds me of a song "One Night in Beijing" I don't know after this incident whether I still have the courage to go there anymore or not *sigh* but frankly speaking Beijing people is much more cultured and kind compared with those in Shanghai.
Have a blessed week end everyone.

Allergic

Last nite I went to eat at Imperial Herbal Restaurant with my supplier (as usual lah I always become geisha when I need to...). It's the restaurant where they have a unique dishes, cooked with chinese herbs which is believed will give benefit to health. It was at Metropole Hotel, Seah St before, but now they move to Vivo City.
After I finished dinner, I couldn't remember how many course we had, but anyway the wife reminded me that it could cause heat in my body. Everybody cheeks were rosy last nite, how cute *blush*
And then the trouble came, I couldn't really sleep last night, coz I experienced itchiness quite badly the whole night *sigh* So my sleep was disturbed, and this morning woke up with an awfull feeling *be te*
So far I've been eating htere for so many times, but this is the first time I experienced the itchiness on my body *sigh* I wonder how could this things happened? Am I getting sensitive? It might be the reaction of last night dishes. So I swear I won't be back to that restaurant anymore.
But on the other side the dishes are very yummy *sigh* Ya nasib kayanya sementara ini gak bole ke sana dulu....besides not good for the pocket health alias agak mahal geto loh...hihiihihihi....

Well..well..well...

On Sunday I was having lunch at Sentosa. Yupe, I'm quite itchy back side mah...so anytime I want to *nyanyi* I can be anywhere....spontaneous person geto loh *blush*
After lunch I took the free tram ride back to Siloso beach, it was quite full ride, and in front of me sat a foreigner from a country where most of the person thought they are the most clever and handsome person in the world, so I observed that they are very NATO (=No Action Talk Only), I shouldn't name the country lah ya...later on I might be sued for racism.
Nah, later part I knew that he was brought in by some of his colleague from local office, may be for entertainment or what so ever lah...The local colleagues were sitting besides me, chatting, gossipping about current affair lah, meanwhile this guy, suddenly turned back and talk about work to the girls sat next to me...
Oh My God, what is he trying to prove? It was Sunday, and It supposed to be relaxation with the colleague, and he started to talk about the work, and busy talking with his handphone....ck..ck...ck...Mo pamer apa siy?