Kecolongan

Yesterday, I went to the office wearing short and t-shirt, thinking that it should be still holiday mood even here in Singapore til this week end. I also don't have any preparation of working attire as per what I normally do every day.
I'm a polo shirt and jeans type of person, so just in case have a sudden meeting, I always have something in the office to save my looks.
Well, unfortunately after Herlin's incident, I have no maid, so til now I still haven't got any buffered clothes in the office. So yesterday, suddenly I have to meet my client *gubraks* how could I meet them in my short and t-shirt?
So I spent 1 hour in Orchard, to dress my self up. As usual it's pretty annoying, Have you ever had this feelings when you need to buy something, eg. shoes or dress, then you had to run high and low, but stil coulnd't find anything that suited you?
Nah of course, that things also happened to me yesterday *sigh* Finally I could transform my self into somebody presentable. It was a good job, more than my normal performance though *satisfied* Coz I had a lots of compliments from people that I met yesterday *blush*
Does it mean I have to change my job, become fashion consultant now? *devil smile*

Nyaris

Remember my cousin yang menggemaskan buat ditabok itu? Before the Hari Raya holiday, there was a "heboh" happenings. My mom told me, she would be coming to Singapore alone *pingsan*
I was very worried about it. Imagining I had to be in contact with her for 8 hours already caused me a bloody nightmare. How could I survive with her for a few days? Then I asked my mom whether was it possible for her to stay with my other cousin in Sengkang, but my mom stared at me *shivering*
I was very panick at that time, dealing with her for a few days is one thing, the other thing is how if she found out that UNSW Asia campuss is only 15 mins walk from my house also *sweat*
Thank God, suddenly my mom said that her mother had a company trip to China, so her mom tried to negotiate with her to postpone her Singapore travel to Christmas holiday instead. I was praying very hard for that, but of course still worried about december, but at least still a few months though *sigh*
The latest news, she is going to China with her mom, and I hope because of this China trip, she would not come to Singapore on December though *H2C* What Do you think ya? She will not come, rite?

My Lovely Neighbour

I'm talking about the one in the office as usual. A few days ago, on myw ay to the toilet, to my horror I saw the auntie, wearing almost the same style as I did a few months back, strip polo shirt, and long pants. OMG I rushed back to my office and screamed aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
My receptionist asked what was happening to me, then i told her about that, and she laughed to my story, couldn't stop. Until today my receptionist hasn't really met the auntie, so she is very eager to meet her *sigh*
By the way, remember a few months back also, when the unit on my left was vacant, and the uncle was saying proudly and loudly to the real estate agent,"Oh I will conquer the whole of second floor in times to come."
Inside my heart,"Yeah like real...."
Then these few days, we were puzzled by what they did, coz seems that they're trying to clear up their office, or what. So my receptionist ask me,"What they're trying to do?"
As usual me, anyhow answer,"Oh bankrupt may be?" wkakakakakakakakaaa....
My innocent receptionist,"ya meh? but they were doing so good."
OMG please deh ahhh she hasn't learned til this moment about me so much, that I have a lots of devil live inside me *sigh*
So finally it is revealed today, they moved the office to the right side of my unit, before hand it was right diagonal from my unit *sigh* I think it's because they see how my business has been progressed quite briefly so far, so they might think that the feng shui should be better in this side *alamak*
Of course my receptionist asked me the same question and I answered the same answer, then she laughed again...
Well I wish them all the best lah....What else could I do?
Let me wish you happy Deepaavali for you who celebrates and Happy Idul Fitri, kalo ada salah mohon maaf lahir dan batin yak....ketupatnya ditunggu lohh...hihihiihi...
Happy holidays all...

Nasib

It's my fate, always try to go last minutes for holidays, and this time, the result is awful, every destination has been fully booked *sad*
Basically I'm not really keen to go on holiday sih. I don't know why, I always that type of feelings *sigh* Not looking forward to holiday. Probably because of the workloads. I always been struggling to finish my workload right until the last minutes before I left *sigh*
So no appetite anymore...

Surprise Boooow

Herlin namanya
Sopan dan halus tutur katanya
Top banget kerjaannya
Handling Max, bukan masalah untuknya
Tapi bow, muanisssss buanget mulutnya

So we felt not comfortable with her sweet mouth, imagine every morning she says,"Aduh ma'am cantik sekali, hati-hati di jalan yah ma'am..." without fails.
I don't have any issue with "Hati-hati di jalan" but for "ma'am cantik sekali", I felt uneasy after a few days *sigh* But I always maintain "asas praduga tak bersalah". I kept on saying to my self, may be she's that kinda person, and hopefully it's really truly comes from her heart. So usually I will said,"Oh terima kasih, saya tahu emang saya cantik skali kok, makasih ya udah ngingetin" wakakakkakaka....gubraks deh yauuuu....
Then started to have weird happenings, and my flatmate told me,"Eh flon, sori ya...gue sih gak yakin, tapi kayanya ada yang aneh deh sama si herlin. Soalnya gue tadi pas pulang kok found out ac di kamar gue nyala ya? pas gue tanya ama si herlin, dia bilang, kali ma'am lupa matiin ac tadi pagi. Lah yah gue jadi bingung kali emang gue lupa kali ya. terus yah gue liatin kok toileteries gue makin lama susutnya cepet ya? Dan gue kan punya kotak perhiasan, kayanya herlin buka2 deh, walopun dia gak ngambil, cuma gue biasanya kan naruh kalung gue sembarangan gak pernah dirapihin, tapi kok gue liat semuanya jadi rapih. Tapi gue pikir kali dia just try to do her job deh ya.."
And then during i was away, CC came home early, found out that the 2 aircond in the living room were on, when confronted herlin said,"Oh I think ma'am Ria on it in the morning, but I don't know how to turn it off."
Jreng....fitnah nih bow...and she used my own friend as an escape goat...Ria confronted her, and she said,"Sorry ma'am I was scared..."
So I decided to return her to the agent, without hesitation...wah I can't tolerate bohong, fitnah dan ngelesnya itu loh, jago bener boww...
And I know my self very well, if I waited til I came back to Singapore then I returned her, she would create a drama, which would melt my heart. So i made a cruel decision, called my agent, to bring her back as soon as possible.
There was a drama of course, she said,"I'm sorry, I won;t do it again."
The agent reps said,"No worries, just pack your thing first, coz your ma'am is not in Singapore, you'd better stay in the agency first, and let your decide when she came back to Singapore."
So then she agreed to go. But from the bottom of my heart, I would apologize to herlin, I can't accept her back after what she has done...I wish her all the best for her future lah...

Back To Life

Hola, I'm back. I came back from 1 week retreat. Yupe 1 week, I did enjoy the retreat, it refreshed my mind and soul.
Imagine 1 whole week, quiet, peaceful, calm, not crowded...and here I am, back to real world. I've missed the retreat experience already.
Thanks for all of you who had missed me so much, I miss you too. But here I am...back...and will continue to blog...

Pergi Untuk Kembali

Oh no it has been October again *sigh* Time really flies. I don't really like October for a few reason.
Reason number one, I'm getting older *deep sigh* I'm used to like October before reaching twenty yars old. October means, foods, gift, party, laughter, excitement. But after twenty it's a burden *sigh*
Reason number two, it will be end of the year soon. Realising there is not much that I've done til now *sigh* and a lots of regrets why I haven't done this and that and so on....
Reason number three, I will have a lots of events to attend *deep sigh* It's ranging from Christmas Party (yupe, in the retail business, they always hold Christmas Party during October and November, I don't know why exactly, may be because of the price of renting ballroom, or may be because of the ballroom availability or may be because it's part of marketing strategy to enlive the Christmas mood, so people wil start to spend for Christmas Gift? *shrug shoulder*), product launch, and also starts of sales season *ngelirik cemas ke tumpukan invitation card di pojokan meja*
I hate party, especially these kinda party. I can't say no, coz they're my clients.
I don't enjoy the party, bcoz I know nobody except my clients *sigh* I have to dress up properly for the party, which is not me *sigh* Have to make my self beautiful (i know I'm beautiful lah *narcist* but still have o enhance my beauty mah..), yeah yeah ranging from going to spa, facial, pedicure, manicure...while on the other hand I'm a person that hold a belief that going for all those things is a waste of time *sigh*
Anyway I'm going to dissapear for a while ya....Have a good week end...And happy moon cake festival for those who celebrates

Tak Ada Gading Yang Tak Retak

That's absolutely true lohhhh.....
Now no more Nunik, but Herlin *sigh* She makes me tired, She is good, indeed so far so good, but the down side...she's sensi boooowwww *deep sigh*
Imagine...few days ago, I was woken up by the phone from office, regarding some stupidity in doing the works, so I was in an angry mode donk, so pasti lah...
So after I woke up, I was banging all the things, the wardrobe lah, the bathroom door lah, bedroom door lah, shampoo lah, soap lah...pokoke everything that I could bang lah...then was in a hurry to leave the house with a very black face, Herlin said with a puzzled face,"Ma'am tehnya belum diminum".
I replied with a high tone,"Gak deh, buang ajah teh-nya..." then ran away.
She called my handphone, but I didn't pick up, then she called office and cried,"Hu hu hu...ma'am marah ya sama Herlin hu hu hu..."
Waduh..I became panic donk,"Loh gak kok Lin, tadi saya lagi marah sama kantor bukan sama kamu..."
Herlin,"Hu hu hu...ma'am herlin jangan dipulangin..."
I didn't know want to laugh or shout,"Aduh Herlin, saya tuh gak marah sama kamu, tadi saya buru2, makanya saya suruh kamu tehnya dibuang ajah. Udah kamu berenti nangis deh, saya gak marah kok sama kamu." *ngelap keringet*
Herlin,"Bener yah ma'am gak marah sama Herlin?"
Me,"Iyah bener..."
Gubraksss...yaelah....what sin have I committed yak? can get sensitive domestic helper *mijit2 kepala*
Sensi banged siyy...gue jadi males pulang loh....abis kesannya gue kok musti basa basi sama dia....musti senyum2 sama dia...mampoes dah gue....lama2 gue bisa stress nih kalo gini caranya....
This morning I forgot to finish my tea, then she asked with a worry face,"Ma'am kok tehnya gak diabisin? Gak enak yah?"
Oh my God..please deh ahhhhh......gubraks lagi ah....

Isenx

Last week, I went home together with my partner in crime flatmate, after parking my car in the usual place, then we saw a couple also just came out from their car, walking towards the elevator.
Seeing us approaching the elevator, that couple pretending to forget something from their car, and walked back to their car. It was very obvious that they were avoiding us. Anyway inside the lift my flatmate said,"Kenapa yah orang Singapur gag mau bareng sama orang dalem lift yah kebanyakan?"
I answered with full confident and positive thinking,"Wah gag tau, kali mereka punya penyakit kronis dan takut nularin ke kita kali". wakakakakka *guling2 di lantai*
Arriving at ground floor, our hand started to itch, in the same time we turned our head to each other with our eyes shining very brightly, we said same time,"Yukkkk.."
So we pressed open button for about 2 minutes, then press B2 afterwards...we went home satisfied, thinking got something to do at the end of the day.
But the next day, we also reached home around the same time, and saw that couple again, so we started to laugh, but when we reached the elevator, we saw that couple using the staircase instead...so they've learned their lesson ya?

Almost ways Famous

Hi All, I'm still alive *senyum manis* Thanks for all your concern. It was a short circuit only I guess...
Well...today I'm very busy outside, the I received a call from Jimmy, saying that I'm in the
news at Harian Kompas (Indonesian Newspaper) *sigh* I don't know what to say...whether have to be happy or sad...so far I've tried my best to keep low profile, but then this time alamak...can not already lah...
It's not only Jimmy, then when I was on the phone, I realised later that Cika also called me *blush* Busyett deh...
A few days ago I was in the JalanSutra chatting room, introducing myself to everybody, suddenly, one girl called Ratna, said,"Flona kayanya familiar deh, elo yang rambutnya pendek, mukanya bulet dan suka senyum itu kan?"
Alamak..."suka senyum" may be she means "murah senyum" kali yak? wakakkakka...I said,"Hmmm kayanya iya deh, btw kenal di mana ya?"
You know, I'm always famous until everywhere I go, I always meet somebody, but luckily in Singapore I haven't yet to be that famous *phew*
Ratna,"Kali di Kopdar ya?"
Me,"Gak mungkin, gue baru sekali ikutan Samsut (Sambut Sutra = to welcome Jalan Sutra member who come from overseas), itu juga cuma ada Grace, Yohan, Ai Zhu, Mbak Telly, Rudi dan Sari. Btw elo sekolah di mane ye?"
Ratna,"SMA di Aloysius, trus Trisakti".
My heart beat faster, must be this one deh ya...then I said,"Jurusan? Angkatan?"
Ratna,"Teknik Industri '95".
Jrengg....there's the problem ladies and gentlemen, Industrial Engineering, Ratna continues,"Terlibat POTIM dan POUTRI (Christian Organisation at campuss)yah?"
Me,"nahh itu dia."
And then the most interesting part is, Ratna said again,"Kayanya gue ngeliat elo deh bulan kemaren di Senayan City, lagi ngantri donat J.Co, bener gak ya?"
Gubrakssss....jatuhlah gue dari kursi donks...imagine...me, staying in Singapore, only went back to Jakarta for a few days, went to buy donut in Senayan City, which practically hasn't been officially opened, then caught by somebody *blush*
Me,"Eh iyaaa itu gueee...kok gak manggil sihh?"
Ratna,"Abis takut salah...."
Alamak....why oh why yah? I'm always famous where ever I am *sigh*
Now with that news *ngelap keringet* how my future is going to be? *gigit2 kuku*
Happy week end yaaaa....love you all *senyum manis*
Nah terbukti kan gue murah senyum? wakakkakakaka.....

Coward? Stupid?

Have you ever thought, why people tend to call people who commit suicide as "a coward?"
Don't you think that it takes a great deal of courage of that people to decide to end his life by committing suicide?
I admire people who dare and succeed in comitting suicide, coz yet they dare to do something which they don't know what will they face later, and there is no turning back.
Second point, we always label people to commit suicide as "stupid" also. But do they really stupid?
In my opinion, it's not stupid but they're clever, if there is no solution to their problems, why should they drag their life pretending nothing happen, and trying their best to solve their problem, which actually has been complicated until they also don't know and nobody can help to solve the problem?
Happy Birthday to Ria, Tuhan memberkati ya..

Chaotic Week

It's a super duper damn chaotic week for me, my staff, and the whole company.
Just imagine, shouts, laughters, tensions, angers, frustations, adrenalin rush, deadline, sleepiness, sweats, tears, bloods, mules, headache, all merge into one.
The face expressions can be solemn, serious, frustating, panic, worry, blank, sleepy, blur, dogol, etc.
And me can be acted as bozz, receptionist, telephone operator, office girl, delivery girl, production staff, technician, runners, etc...multitask *sigh*
What a chaotic situations...phone ringing continously, imagine deh kayak pelem nya Dono Kasino Indro, felt like doing that to, put the 2 phones so that they could talk to each ohter instead of me answering the phone *muka polos*
Now my eyes, half open....sleepy and tired *sigh*
Oh my God, is it the way to reach my dream to have one big container of diamonds? wakakakakka....
habe a nice week end everyone...and for you who have to start fasting, i wish you all the best for your fasting, hopefully you can do it very well, doh bahasa Indo ajah ya....selamat menjalankan ibadah puasa ya...semoga amal ibadah temen2 diterima oleh Tuhan.

Hospital

I just came back from hospital *sigh*
Not that I'm sick, but only to go to the sandwich vending machine, that had been discussed in Dioni's blog sometimes back, to buy sandwich for my lunch.
I also bought a cup of coffee from the vending machine for dessert.
But then I thought how could I drive with 1 cup of steaming hot coffee?
So I decided to sit in the hospital foyer to have my lunch then drive back to the office.
That's my lunch, quite yummy....

Another Confession

I have another confession to make nih *gigit gigit kuku*
On Sunday when I prepared all the food...I did something *ooopssss*
Do you look pale enough now? *anxious*
The story goes like this, the preparation all ready, some had been cooked already, and some still undegoing cooking. I decided to clean up a bit in the dining area. So I reached the floor wiper stick, which accidentally trigger the cobek (=food grinder) yang segede gambreng itu, felt on to my foot man.
Of course no more food no more foot on it lah...please rest assure, my cleanliness of the food is A+ for sure...
Weleh you all concern about the food or my foot ya? wakakakkakak...
Anyway when it happened, I thought,"Wowwwwwwwww so pain, I'm surely faint nih".
Of course i didn't shout it out lah...lah wong grown up already kok...can't cry lah...
But I waited so on and on,"Loh kok not faint ya?" wakakkakak...
Meaning ok lah...would not faint, but it was swollen and black, poor right pinky *sobs...sobs...*

Nunik Replacement

Last Sunday gathering actually is welcome party for Nunik's replacement loh *ngarang*
Or want to did orientation programme for her? (diplonco geto loh)
Yo opo ora diplonco? Imagine...she came on Friday nite, then Saturday morning, had to help me to prepare food for my friend's son birthday party (nah loh ngejlimet kan?). This one incidental, coz my friend, supposed to order food from Alm. Inong. So my friend was in despair, panicked, then I offered to help her lah...in the same time, I tried to promo my self donks of course *senyum manis*
Then on Sunday I had to cook for Kopdar also, who scared man, bring it on to me lah...so I got 1 co-cook, which is my partner in crime then, now is my flatmate, and 1 kitchen hand, which is Nunik's replacement, her name is Herlin.
So far she's very good. Hopefully she would always been good forever, and live together with me happily ever after...Amen...
Loh? kok isanya doa yak? wakakakkkaka.....

PS: Jo birthday loh hari ini, happy birthday Jo, Tuhan memberkati

Kopdar 4

Whoaaaa sooooo sleepyy....but anyway the kopdar was success, eh iya gak siy? What I mean, lots of you came to my place lah...so let me list down the people who attended:
Susana dan Bagio
Samuel dan Grace
Cika and Hubby plus Zion
Andy
Jo dan Soni
Dion
Indra
Yuliana dan Voldi plus Marisa
Ria dan Torkis
Jimmy dan Dewi
Full house, but still left out Inoki (yang blognya dah lama terbengkalai..hihihiihih), and also Evi *maap yah Vie, nomernya gue masih simpen yang lama* (blgnya udah ketimbun sembako huahuahhahaha), dan Sista also didn't come *sob sob* (kapok yah sis? wakkakakkka)
For those who left early, so sorry, the fun only started after you guys left *nyengir*
Lesson of the story don't leave early next time *melotot*

Mellow Weather

The sky was very dark this morning, which made my feeling become mellow.
During my drive to work, I turned on my radio, all were playing such a depressing songs *sigh* then I switched to my cd player, guess what? Oh My God, please deh ah, it's Chrisye *pasrah*
Arriving in the office with low energy, I dialed my best friend handphone in Indonesia. She said,"Eh tumben elo nelpon gue pagi2?"
Me,"Yeah, gue low batt nih, mendung, radio juga lagunya depressed semua, pikiran gue butek, gak punya Energen Lagi di rumah".
She laughed coz I was still able to make a corny joke, overall, I only need somebody to light me with fire, even though at the end I did most of the talk *sigh* but at least I feel more energize now *happy*
Have a good week end everyone...

Coffessions

The title very dramatic ya? wakakkakakakka...
Yeah I have conffessions to make nih *serius* After Nunik left, I've broken 2 bowls already *blush*
Then I was blamed that I couldn't do housework *blush* and second blame is I miss Nunik very much until I couldn't control my movement *sigh* Give up deh....just shoot me...
Oh yah..by the way that remarks of course made by my partner in crime. Lemme tell you a secret, now she become my flatmate, horaaayyyyy....U can imagine donks, how crowded is my house now? me = gasoline, she = fire, so fire + gasoline = huge explosion wkakakakakkakaka.....Just waiting for letter of complaint from neighbour regarding noise pollution *blush*
Eh, me is not loud okay? I only act as catalisator *alamak dalemm bangett* which sometimes also can become provocator *senyum manis*
Okay deh...time to dive into my work again....have a nice day everyone....

Digebukkin

Doh...perasaan kok kerjaan gue makin lama makin heboh ya? Gue berasa kaya ditimpukin ama kerjaan yang gak henti2nya deh...kalo mo ekstrem ya kaya digebukin orang satu propinsi (bukannya satu kampung lagi boooowww...) *sigh*
Maka dengan ini saya menyatakan mohon maap yang sebesar2nya kalo saya agak2 kurang berblog walking akhir2 ini yaaa...
Udah ahh mo nyelem lagi di kerjaan *sigh*

Dunia Tanpa Koma

Itu sinetron baru yang ada di RCTI yang diputerin tiap sabtu jam 21.00 WIB, eh bener gak waktu tayangnya ya?
Kayanya itu sinetron lumayan asik, tapi kemaren cuma sempet nonton secuil doanks *nyesel* tapi gak apa2 deh, toh masih ada sabtu ini *menghibur diri sendiri*
Kemudian pemaennya yah ada Dian Sastro...weleh kok makin lama Dian Sastro itu makin cantik ya?